Random Thought Thread v2

[PepsiFree]

Carrots and cucumber taste pretty good.

The rest you can just throw in a smoothie with some cocoa powder to mask the taste.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by bizaro86

Or a cheese based sauce.

Or in the garbage

[Izzle]

We should really have an ongoing gas station prices thread.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Izzle

We should really have an ongoing gas station prices thread.

That website is garbage. Tempo seems cheapest arpung SW central.

[calgarygeologist]

Originally Posted by Izzle

We should really have an ongoing gas station prices thread.

Just use the gasbuddy app to see prices across the city.

[Izzle]

I thought this was the random thought thread, not actionable thoughts thread lol

[fotze2]

Ok then. I ate at one of those places in the +15 where there is a buffet and you pay by weight. They had enchiladas. But the were the garlicyest garbageadas. I choked them down. They were terrible, onviously chicken chopped up from previpus days buffet. I will crap all night, stomache is churning and the first pig has come through, now the flush volumes to follow.

[fotze2]

Is it alright to tell my employee he needs to go take a crap (will be liquid judging by the smell) because he is stinking up the entire quad of the floor? Is that unprofessional.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Is it alright to tell my employee he needs to go take a crap (will be liquid judging by the smell) because he is stinking up the entire quad of the floor? Is that unprofessional.

Invite him to a teams meeting in the bathroom

[woob]

I've been messing around with http://jokeapi.dev and got a whopper of a dark joke that made me go "fffffffffffffffaaccckkk." And then immediately shared it with two of my good buds.

[Slava]

^ come on...you can't post that and then not post the joke?

[SportsJunky]

Was this it?
A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the street corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How did you do, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $505 dollars." The husband says, "$505 dollars?! Who in the Hell paid you $5? The wife replied, "Everyone"

[woob]

Yeah it's too dark to share in a public space like CP haha. I'll DM it to fotze and he can share it.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by woob

Yeah it's too dark to share in a public space like CP haha. I'll DM it to fotze and he can share it.

Alright fotze...text it to me when you get it. I want to hear this.

[Winsor_Pilates]

I don't like restaurants.
You spend so much money on food that's rarely noteworthy, rarely healthy and service is generally mediocre at best.
It's a weird thing that's normalized in society which I find to be spending money on negative value.
I almost always come home regretting the outing.