03-10-2026, 04:07 PM
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#6281
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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AI "enhancement" filter? Caterpillar storage? Brain damage?
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03-11-2026, 06:10 PM
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#6282
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Pent-up
Join Date: Mar 2018
Location: Plutanamo Bay.
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Being a pot head and having decades of experience making pot munchie snacks provides a significant advantage when it comes time to prepare meals for a young kid.
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03-11-2026, 09:02 PM
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#6283
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scroopy Noopers
Being a pot head and having decades of experience making pot munchie snacks provides a significant advantage when it comes time to prepare meals for a young kid.
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Cause they’ll eat anything after you give ‘em a bit of pot?
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03-12-2026, 12:36 PM
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#6284
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Alberta
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anyone remember this retort when asking the time?
half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls.
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03-14-2026, 01:34 PM
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#6285
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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If one were to die and in their Will indicate that they want their corpse thrown into the Niagara river to go over the Falls to scare tourists...would that be Legal?
Yay or nay?
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03-14-2026, 02:28 PM
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#6286
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
If one were to die and in their Will indicate that they want their corpse thrown into the Niagara river to go over the Falls to scare tourists...would that be Legal?
Yay or nay?
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Throwing Items Over Niagara Falls: Dangerous & Illegal https://www.niagaraaction.com/throwi...gainst-the-law
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03-14-2026, 03:03 PM
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#6287
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Cowtown
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getbak
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In the article posted:
“Notably, daredevilry over Niagara Falls carries severe legal penalties, including steep fines and potential imprisonment.”
Which to me sounds like Weekend at Bernies meets Super Dave Osborne and Locke should be in the clear. Pretty hard to imprison a dead guy and it’s not like you’re sending him over the edge with his passport in hand.
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The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to PaperBagger'14 For This Useful Post:
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03-14-2026, 03:07 PM
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#6288
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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You can imprison anyone...dead or otherwise. Its the unending maintenance that gets ya!
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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03-14-2026, 03:08 PM
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#6289
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14
In the article posted:
“Notably, daredevilry over Niagara Falls carries severe legal penalties, including steep fines and potential imprisonment.”
Which to me sounds like Weekend at Bernies meets Super Dave Osborne and Locke should be in the clear. Pretty hard to imprison a dead guy and it’s not like you’re sending him over the edge with his passport in hand.
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I think whoever was bringing the dead guy needs to be a bit careful - unless Bernie can drive himself and jump in...
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03-14-2026, 03:08 PM
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#6290
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14
In the article posted:
“Notably, daredevilry over Niagara Falls carries severe legal penalties, including steep fines and potential imprisonment.”
Which to me sounds like Weekend at Bernies meets Super Dave Osborne and Locke should be in the clear. Pretty hard to imprison a dead guy and it’s not like you’re sending him over the edge with his passport in hand.
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Not to mention...if I'm dead you ain't getting any money out of me. You can throw my corpse wherever you want. I'm just interested in scaring the crap out of passengers on the Maid of the Mist.
Sorry kids...
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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03-14-2026, 03:11 PM
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#6291
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bizaro86
I think whoever was bringing the dead guy needs to be a bit careful - unless Bernie can drive himself and jump in...
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This is exclusively why the balaclava was invented.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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03-14-2026, 03:24 PM
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#6292
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Cowtown
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bizaro86
I think whoever was bringing the dead guy needs to be a bit careful - unless Bernie can drive himself and jump in...
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Strategically placed foliage
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03-15-2026, 02:47 PM
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#6293
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Cape Breton Island
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wrong thread
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Last edited by White Out 403; 03-15-2026 at 02:50 PM.
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03-17-2026, 10:00 AM
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#6294
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2016
Location: ATCO Field, Section 201
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I've been raw veggie maxxing and its the best idea ive had. I eat a deli container full of carrots celery and cucumber. I feel great and have been taking 10/10 good poops.
would recommend.
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03-17-2026, 03:44 PM
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#6295
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Participant 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden
I've been raw veggie maxxing and its the best idea ive had. I eat a deli container full of carrots celery and cucumber. I feel great and have been taking 10/10 good poops.
would recommend.
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Eating vegetables is good for you.
Who knew?
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03-18-2026, 12:46 AM
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#6296
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Craig McTavish' Merkin
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Last edited by DownInFlames; 03-18-2026 at 01:37 AM.
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