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Old 08-10-2007, 11:15 PM   #1
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:27 PM   #2
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Oh goosh. Theresh the beer man again. I'll hash anosher.
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:29 PM   #3
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"Take one more step and I'll sic Lowe on you Harvey ... and he's been so busy nipping at the heels of other GMs that he's behind on his rabies shots."
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Old 08-11-2007, 01:26 PM   #4
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go ahead...bite simpson. There are lots of former oilers out there that i can hire to replace him.

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i could really use a good licking right now. where did i put that tongue?
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:49 PM   #5
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:00 PM   #6
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Kiiiiiiiittttteeeeeeeee! Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty! Kiiiiiiiiitttttttyyyyyyyy!

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Old 08-16-2007, 11:49 PM   #7
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Red Pants with a grey coat? Someone needs a new stylist.
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:53 PM   #8
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Harvey: Stortini is hairier than me! You've stooped to hiring mammals now I see. No one else will play for you?
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:57 PM   #9
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Old 08-18-2007, 01:04 PM   #10
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Hey! That's not your tongue...
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Old 08-27-2007, 01:47 AM   #11
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duhhh uh uh uh
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Old 08-27-2007, 01:49 AM   #12
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Old 08-27-2007, 02:30 AM   #13
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Old 09-02-2007, 04:27 PM   #14
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Old 09-14-2007, 09:42 PM   #15
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Hey can you play for us, I'll make you captain.
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:36 PM   #16
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I used to be quite a hound myself.
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Old 11-15-2007, 09:13 AM   #17
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put a helmet on!!
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