Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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A Pastor is 10 minutes into his sermon when he notices his young son in balcony with a pea shooter, He was leaning over the railing popping people in the head. As the Pastor prepared to give a very public scolding of his boy, the 7 year old yelled out: "You keep preaching Dad and I'll keep them awake!"
A little old lady was in a department store elevator when the door opens and 2 rich women step in. The first one says: "Smell this Nebulous perfume! $500 for 3.2 ounces"
The second woman says: "Smell this!, it's Rojas perfume.....$900 for 3.5 ounces" The old lady farts and says: "Smell that? Brussel sprouts!....$1.25 a pound"
Blonde walks into the doctors office with 2 burnt ears. How did that happen, says the doc? Blonde says she was ironing some clothes when the phone rang. Went on to say she picked up the iron by mistake. Doctor asks about the other ear, Blonde says the basterds phoned back!
The leopards have taken on a liquid form of pale appearance. But they still eat faces.
For the record Raw Milk is 100% perfectly safe. All you have to do it bring its temperature up to 72° for 15ish seconds, then instantly cool it back down.
No big deal.
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For the record Raw Milk is 100% perfectly safe. All you have to do it bring its temperature up to 72° for 15ish seconds, then instantly cool it back down.
For the record Raw Milk is 100% perfectly safe. All you have to do it bring its temperature up to 72° for 15ish seconds, then instantly cool it back down.
No big deal.
Yes, your unpasteurized milk is perfectly safe so long as you pasteurize it before consuming.
I also like to eat raw chicken, but only after it has been brought to an internal temperature of 74°C (165°F).
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