08-10-2007, 02:54 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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Yes, another Oilers related thread
" Okay kids, were in a tough bind here, who wants to be Mr. Simpsons replacement?" "I do! I do! I do!"
"You look qualified... you're hired. Here's your contract"
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08-10-2007, 03:00 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Estonia
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Originally Posted by BlackArcher101
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"And here is your coupon for 10% off at Carl's Fake Tan"
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08-10-2007, 03:03 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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"And what's your phone number, lil' buddy?"
"Anyone seen a grown man naked?"
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08-10-2007, 03:09 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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"Hold up the number of fingers equal to the number months you think I've got left as an Oilers coach "
"I also do carpet cleaning at competitve prices..here's my flyer, call me in December, I'll be looking for work then"
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08-10-2007, 03:15 PM
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Norm!
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OK, how many of you think that Oiler fans are crazed
As per Oilers team policy, you have to pay to leave this event. Here's your bill
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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08-10-2007, 03:17 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by BlackArcher101
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...and an offer sheet for you.
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08-10-2007, 03:20 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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"When do we get to score on Dwayne Roloson?"
"Why are you turning down free tickets to an Oilers game?"
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08-10-2007, 03:21 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary AB
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"Who here think's Mr. Simpsons orange shirt looks sexy?"
"Okay, here's the name of the same Doctor that provided Laroque and Stortini with steroids. Bulk up and we'll give you a look see next training camp"
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08-10-2007, 03:25 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Finland
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Wow, you guys are funny. I mean "season 10" simpsons- funny. Not a bad post until this one. Great job guys.
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08-10-2007, 03:26 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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"Who here thinks the Oilers suck?"
"No, I can't get you Harvey the Hound's autograph. Mine will have to do."
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08-10-2007, 04:48 PM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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"Who'd like a big glass of some special Oilers kool-aid?"
"Here's my phone number ... give it to your mom."
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08-10-2007, 09:17 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
"Who'd like a big glass of some special Oilers kool-aid?"
"Here's my phone number ... give it to your mom."
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Edit - Here's my phone number... give it to you DAD!!"
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08-10-2007, 11:28 PM
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All I can get
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Okay, who here posts in the Oiler forum on HockeysFuture.com?
Here's your pressbox pass. You will be scouting for the Oilers.
Last edited by Reggie Dunlop; 08-10-2007 at 11:41 PM.
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08-12-2007, 03:24 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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^ lol
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08-12-2007, 04:29 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Rebiggling, Alberta
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Who here could do a better job of power play coaching than simmer?
The way you are falling over like that with no one touching you, and smiling about it...why...you will be perfect for the oilers. we're going to use one of the pronger picks to go off the board for you kid.
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Future historians will celebrate June 24, 2024 as the date when the timeline corrected itself.
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08-13-2007, 09:23 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Okay, could Chris Pronger's Illegitimate child please hold up their hand?
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08-13-2007, 11:22 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Rebiggling, Alberta
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How many of you think that simmer's gonna be biased on hnic?
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Franchise > Team > Player
Future historians will celebrate June 24, 2024 as the date when the timeline corrected itself.
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08-16-2007, 11:46 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: (780)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackArcher101
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MACT: "Helmets are for losers, no matter what your mother says"
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I PROMISED MESS I WOULDN'T DO THIS
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08-16-2007, 11:48 PM
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All I can get
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Best. Thread. Ever.
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Edmonton is No Good.
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