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Old 01-17-2026, 01:04 PM   #41
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Maclean is out in the open! Someone nab him and throw him in a windowless van and ship him to Greenland!!
Nobody wants to hear him talk for the entirety of that van ride.
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Nobody wants to hear him talk for the entirety of that van ride.
Thats what the gimp-suit ball-gag is for. I didn't suffer the indignity of buying that for nothing!!
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And no way Amazon is taking that back
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Old 01-17-2026, 01:07 PM   #44
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Hunt is being traded????!!!!!
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Maclean is out in the open! Someone nab him and throw him in a windowless van and ship him to Greenland!!
Big mistake. The windowless van is where he likes to drink human blood. It's a suicide mission for any brave soul that tries.

Douse him in Garlic Powder Plus, then poke him with toothpicks until he surrenders and goes willingly.
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this has to be the fastest us anthem ive ever heard lol
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Sportsnet running a feature interview on Calvin pickard just before the Flames’ game is hilariously out of touch.
Sportsnet cannot shove enough Greasepig propaganda at hockey fans to satisfy themselves.
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Nobody wants to hear him talk for the entirety of that van ride.
... it was a frigid February night in 1947 when one Hans Jorgensen was the first to put on skates on Greenland territory ...
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And no way Amazon is taking that back
Ugh...that would have been better. I went to a store. I stood in line. I looked a human being in the eye. I even told him it was for Ron...
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Ugh...that would have been better. I went to a store. I stood in line. I looked a human being in the eye. I even told him it was for Ron...
“He’s about your size “
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Lombo is a beauty
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Interesting to see the Flames players singing along to the anthem.
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Maclean is out in the open! Someone nab him and throw him in a windowless van and ship him to Greenland!!
At least put an oilers jersey and clown wig on him so we can recognize the dufus in our midst.
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