08-05-2007, 01:03 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flash Walken
Don't try and grab a drink off a waiter/waitresses tray.
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Or try the ol' drop the fork routine at Hooters..
If it didn't work in Surrey, it won't work anywhere 
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08-05-2007, 01:08 PM
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#22
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flash Walken
I don't ever use aftershave, either. Once in a blue moon. Dries out your skin.
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But the sting of aftershave feels so good...
Then again, I only give myself a full shave every 1 to 2 weeks, so drying out my skin isn't a problem. I prefer just to grow a thin beard.
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Last edited by FlamesAddiction; 08-05-2007 at 01:27 PM.
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08-05-2007, 01:12 PM
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#23
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 604flames
If it didn't work in Surrey, it won't work anywhere |
hahahahahaha, that should be a bumper sticker.
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08-05-2007, 03:22 PM
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#24
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Calgary
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work is for people who dont know how to fish
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08-05-2007, 07:04 PM
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#25
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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08-05-2007, 07:33 PM
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#26
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Shanghai
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
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nerd...
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"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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08-05-2007, 07:43 PM
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#27
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyB
nerd...
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rube...
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08-05-2007, 08:56 PM
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#28
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In the Sin Bin
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I oughta know what the cheapest way to get four people onto a Carribean cruise is.
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08-05-2007, 09:29 PM
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#29
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Know when not to do a job yourself. If it's a matter of getting a buddy to help you turn a 6 hour job by yourself into a 2 man one hour job; or if it's hiring the right person to do the job right, it's usually worth it.
Also, know when not to cheap out. For example, if you are building a fence don't buy the $2.50 regular boards instead of the $3.25 PT boards; because a few years down the road you'll be taking out the regular boards and replacing them anyways.
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08-05-2007, 10:26 PM
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Had an idea!
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Yep Ken....I hate it when my boss thinks going the cheapest way possible will work in the long run.
It might not cost you more money at the moment...but down the road you'll probably be forking over some more dough just to fix it again.
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08-05-2007, 11:21 PM
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#31
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In the Sin Bin
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You oughta know that when your wife finally tells you to get the F out of her life forever, that posting a message on your facebook profile lying about why it happened is going to get back to her and her friends, and you will be laughed at for hours.
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08-06-2007, 09:14 AM
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#32
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Chick Magnet
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Snakeeye
You oughta know that when your wife finally tells you to get the F out of her life forever, that posting a message on your facebook profile lying about why it happened is going to get back to her and her friends, and you will be laughed at for hours.
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OUCH sorry to hear that.
Umm. . . Now what can I tell people?
If you're starting to learn to swim I'd suggest getting in the habit of breathing every three strokes. It's hard to change after always doing two.
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08-06-2007, 09:55 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Just because you have a pirated copy of Photoshop and Illustrator on your computer, it does not mean you are a graphic designer.
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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08-06-2007, 09:56 AM
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#34
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: the middle of a zoo
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Anti-perspirant works very well as Afterbite.
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08-06-2007, 10:07 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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putting a bounce sheet inside your hat can help stave off mosquito's (old baseball trick)
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08-06-2007, 11:06 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ricoFlame
putting a bounce sheet inside your hat can help stave off mosquito's (old baseball trick)
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They are also great for removing bad smells/odors in your vehicle.
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08-06-2007, 11:29 AM
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#37
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ricoFlame
putting a bounce sheet inside your hat can help stave off mosquito's (old baseball trick)
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Does it have to be that brand? Or can it be any type of dryer sheet?
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08-06-2007, 12:01 PM
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#38
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC
Anti-perspirant works very well as Afterbite.
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So does Vinegar.
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08-06-2007, 12:03 PM
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#39
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ken0042
Does it have to be that brand? Or can it be any type of dryer sheet?
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oh, nah, any kind. that's just the only brand i know.
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08-06-2007, 12:16 PM
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#40
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure
So does Vinegar.
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Just got bitten 3 times by wasps while doing some yard work.  The vinegar does indeed work!
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