08-03-2007, 11:56 PM
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#1681
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Biff
Let's try this joke....can't offend anyone. 
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Hahhahahahaha.
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NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-03-2007, 11:57 PM
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#1682
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Had an idea!
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Holy ##### that was a swan!
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08-03-2007, 11:58 PM
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#1683
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Biff
At the risk of re-offending (which is NOT my intent), but in the interest of clarity, the premise of the joke was that "supplies" sounds like "surprise" in Engrish.
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Oh, I didn't catch that at all. I laugh now. 
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-03-2007, 11:58 PM
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#1684
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Hmmm....this is why alcohol and internet don't always mix. I googled for joke #2 and posted what I found. A closer inspection shows that it was somewhat altered from what I recall.
I think I'll quit while I'm behind. I feel shame. I miss FireFly.
Panties.
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08-03-2007, 11:58 PM
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#1685
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure
Holy ##### that was a swan!
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Eh?
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-03-2007, 11:58 PM
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#1686
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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An oldie but a goodie:
A young college student invites his mother over to eat dinner with himself, and his new roommate. When she arrives, she can't help but notice, how beautifully stunning his new roommate is. The son tells her that they are, just roommates, they have a strictly platonic relationship and assures her that nothing is going on between them. The mother enjoys a nice dinner, and later goes home. Two weeks later the girl goes to her roommate, and says that ever since your mother came over for dinner, I can't find my silver gravy ladle. The son writes his mother a letter saying..."Mom, I'm not saying that you "did" take the silver gravy ladle, and I'm not saying that you "did not" take the silver gravy ladle, but the fact remains, it has been missing since you came over for dinner". The mother wrote a letter back to her son saying..."Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with your roommate, but the fact remains... if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now".
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08-04-2007, 12:00 AM
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#1687
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NSFL
Eh?
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Its from Hot Fuzz....never mind me.
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08-04-2007, 12:00 AM
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#1688
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
An oldie but a goodie:
A young college student invites his mother over to eat dinner with himself, and his new roommate. When she arrives, she can't help but notice, how beautifully stunning his new roommate is. The son tells her that they are, just roommates, they have a strictly platonic relationship and assures her that nothing is going on between them. The mother enjoys a nice dinner, and later goes home. Two weeks later the girl goes to her roommate, and says that ever since your mother came over for dinner, I can't find my silver gravy ladle. The son writes his mother a letter saying..."Mom, I'm not saying that you "did" take the silver gravy ladle, and I'm not saying that you "did not" take the silver gravy ladle, but the fact remains, it has been missing since you came over for dinner". The mother wrote a letter back to her son saying..."Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with your roommate, but the fact remains... if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now". |
Hahahahaha! 
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08-04-2007, 12:02 AM
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#1689
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure
Its from Hot Fuzz....never mind me. |
I think you're the drunk one mister!
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08-04-2007, 12:02 AM
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#1690
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Had an idea!
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Alright...I'm off to bed. Night everyone.
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08-04-2007, 12:02 AM
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#1691
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arsenal
I think you're the drunk one mister!
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Shhhh!
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08-04-2007, 12:03 AM
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#1692
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
An oldie but a goodie:
A young college student invites his mother over to eat dinner with himself, and his new roommate. When she arrives, she can't help but notice, how beautifully stunning his new roommate is. The son tells her that they are, just roommates, they have a strictly platonic relationship and assures her that nothing is going on between them. The mother enjoys a nice dinner, and later goes home. Two weeks later the girl goes to her roommate, and says that ever since your mother came over for dinner, I can't find my silver gravy ladle. The son writes his mother a letter saying..."Mom, I'm not saying that you "did" take the silver gravy ladle, and I'm not saying that you "did not" take the silver gravy ladle, but the fact remains, it has been missing since you came over for dinner". The mother wrote a letter back to her son saying..."Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with your roommate, but the fact remains... if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now". |
What's really weird for me is that the first time I'd ever head that joke, it was from my dad. And he had his stern don't you be doing anything you wouldn't want me to know look.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-04-2007, 12:03 AM
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#1693
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Nite Azure!
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-04-2007, 12:05 AM
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#1694
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Nite Azure.
Dream of panties.
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08-04-2007, 12:06 AM
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#1695
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
Nite Azure.
Dream of panties.
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Or boobs.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-04-2007, 12:08 AM
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#1696
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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mmmmmmmm boobs.....
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08-04-2007, 12:11 AM
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#1697
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Lol, I think I'm going to call it a night.
Off to bed for me. G'night all.
You poor people will have to do without me until tomorrow night. 
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-04-2007, 12:11 AM
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#1698
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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hmm.. i think i killed the thread....
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08-04-2007, 12:11 AM
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#1699
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Night NSFL, Azure... you guys are quitters!!
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08-04-2007, 12:12 AM
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#1700
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Why? I have work tomorrow and I'll still be here. It's called COMMITTMENT.
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