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Old 08-03-2007, 10:04 PM   #1561
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Oh the spa ladies ones are sooooo gross.....it's awful to watch but it definitely reminds you of how much more relaxed the censor rules are over in Europe than here!

(& in this case, strangely enough builds the case for censorship....no-one needs to look at Frankenstein! )
Yes, and very politically incorrect as well. I am usually afraid to recommend the show to anyone, because it's offensive a lot of the times, and you don't always know how someone will take that kind of humour.
The Fat Fighters skits are just terribly inappropriate in a lot of ways, but it is certainly quite normal British humour I think. "Have a bit of dust".
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:06 PM   #1562
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Good Eats is on.

The wife had a hard day at her company golf tourney and is snoozing.

Good Eats is the Best.
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Good. I was starting to think I was the only one. I found myself giggling when I typed it in too. That's not weird, right?
And then there's always this:

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Old 08-03-2007, 10:11 PM   #1564
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And then there's always this:

those are nice. can you eat them and get a prize when you are done???
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And then there's always this:

Is that candy? Is that even hygenic?
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:14 PM   #1566
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those are nice. can you eat them and get a prize when you are done???
I don't know, never had one before.

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Is that candy? Is that even hygenic?
I doubt it.
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:15 PM   #1567
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Is that candy? Is that even hygenic?

LOL, probably not, but many won't care.
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:21 PM   #1568
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Mmmmm, forbidden candy
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:23 PM   #1569
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Mmmmm, forbidden candy
I kinda wonder how comfortable that thing is. It must ride up into some seriously uncomfortable places.
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:25 PM   #1570
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If they where M&M's at least you know they wouldn't melt
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If they where M&M's at least you know they wouldn't melt
Hopefully, otherwise the colours would be a little weird down there.
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well at least its friday night and showcase has good shows on...
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I kinda wonder how comfortable that thing is. It must ride up into some seriously uncomfortable places.
I think the intention is that you wont be wearing it long enough for it to get uncomfortable.

Though it would make a good bet on who has the ..err.. balls ... to wear that to the beach.
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I kinda wonder how comfortable that thing is. It must ride up into some seriously uncomfortable places.
Yeah, wouldn't it feel... odd? Maybe like you are wearing, around your sensitive areas, one of those beaded car seat covers? I ask where's the sexy in that?

I would completely ruin the sexy of that particular item by asking these kinds of questions.
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:31 PM   #1575
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And I had a brilliant insult moment today. I'm not this brilliant normally, so I must brag.

You're so special, they don't even make you anymore.

Awww hell, that just didn't sound as good as when I said it in the heat of the moment.
Not too bad. I, personally, have always favoured "You're special. Not as in event. More like as in Olympics".
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:32 PM   #1576
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well at least its friday night and showcase has good shows on...
I guess you did call the rejection hotline....
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Totally not weird. Seriously, think about the word. PAN-TEES. *Giggle*
I like thinking about panties.
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I guess you did call the rejection hotline....
No.... I didn't.... shhh don't tell anyone...
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Okay....so picture the typical candy necklace and the nibble method typically employed to consume same. Now picture the candy strung undies. I don't know if that would work well or not. There should probably be some experiments or something.
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Yeah, wouldn't it feel... odd? Maybe like you are wearing, around your sensitive areas, one of those beaded car seat covers? I ask where's the sexy in that?

I would completely ruin the sexy of that particular item by asking these kinds of questions.
It's probably more for visual appeal, and then whip it off in a hurry.
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