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Old 12-08-2025, 09:54 PM   #5981
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I have a friend who just went in for a vasectomy consult and the Dr noticed something irregular. He did a few checks to rule out testicular cancer and then told my friend that he had a “very tight scrotum”. Well guess who’s nickname is smooth balls now!

I can’t believe any guy would tell his buddies a story that ends with “doctor say I’ve got a tight scrotum”. If you don’t give him grief for the rest of his life, your Bro Card is cancelled.
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Old 12-09-2025, 06:31 AM   #5982
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I know a guy who got skated over and he had to get a fake nut. He’s now Tupperware Nut.
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Old 12-09-2025, 06:32 AM   #5983
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He secretly loves it but knows if he asked you to call him Doctor, you'd mock him for it and never do it, so he pretends he hates it because he knows that will make you do it.


You have the dorky little rings.
I don’t wear mine. Rings suck. Wedding ring also not worn.
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Old 12-14-2025, 10:06 PM   #5984
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In the summer work takes me fairly regularly to France, Italy and Spain. I'm far from a wine connoisseur but I'll always grab a few bottles from the grocery store for anywhere from 5 euro to 15 euro.

This has not been a rigorous scientific process, but Spanish wine wins in a landslide at that price point. With French wine a kind of boring distant second and Italian wine a zingy distant third.

Every Spanish wine that I've brought home has been fantastic.

I find that all quite surprising.

Thank you for coming to my wine talk.
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Old 12-14-2025, 10:16 PM   #5985
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Recently at Costco…

How are we supposed to sample this ... and why is she wearing gloves?
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Old 12-15-2025, 12:25 AM   #5986
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Dion. What are you doing?
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Old 12-15-2025, 10:04 AM   #5987
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Recently at Costco…

How are we supposed to sample this ... and why is she wearing gloves?
Hey. I think this has merit. What I want to know is the Why the Ever ####ing Loving C-word are #### tix $90!!!!! Prime Covid right here.

Also, why is this a sample? I firmly stand with Dion here. PepsiFree can gargle a bag of $90 toilet paper.
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Dion should have shat in that garbage can Jackass style and tested out the #### tickets.
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Old 12-15-2025, 10:10 AM   #5989
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Dion. What are you doing?
Although, it does make me smile to envision Dion standing 3 feet away from this poor woman and taking her picture! CREEP ALERT!
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Old 12-15-2025, 10:12 AM   #5990
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Although, it does make me smile to envision Dion standing 3 feet away from this poor woman and taking her picture! CREEP ALERT!
She has that look like she has he PhD in structural engineering in India and this is her life now.
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Old 12-15-2025, 10:37 AM   #5991
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Dion. What are you doing?

At least it's not AI this time. It's not a Costco but a PriceSmart in the Caribbean.


You have to admit toilet paper is a weird thing to provide samples of.


Thanks, Dion. This is truly random.
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Old 12-15-2025, 11:25 AM   #5992
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I see there is also a sticker warning about allergies, very thoughtful.
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Old 12-17-2025, 11:51 PM   #5993
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During black Friday, a friend said she wasn't going to buy stupid stuff.

"Oh? Look at this random thing I bought off temu to prank a friend a few months ago. Less than $3 a piece."
"Sigh... I ####ing thank you for the epic stocking stuffer idea. I know so many people who will love it."

Item in question : cat licking balls lego.
https://share.temu.com/cJqsNglZX0A
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