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Old 11-27-2025, 04:00 PM   #261
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I had three moon landing hoaxers in the bar today. They also say Beyoncé and Jay Z killed another woman and took her baby. My head hurts.
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I had three moon landing hoaxers in the bar today. They also say Beyoncé and Jay Z killed another woman and took her baby. My head hurts.
What the problem? Everyone knows that Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing so that he the NASA execs at the time could take the Federal funding and have an epic Hookers and Blow bender in Vegas.

Thats not even a conspiracy theory anymore, thats just a fact!

Why do you think NASA's funding got slashed? When the Washington bigwigs figured out how easy it was to syphon off public cash they had their own Hooker and Blow benders, thats how New Orleans was founded until they realized they needed to destroy the evidence and needed to borrow the Jews' weather control device to level the place to wipe out all traces.

Everyone knows that!

The Beyonce/Jay-Z one is ridiculous though...most people dont even want their own kids...who would kill someone else just to take theirs? That makes no sense!
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Eight of the top 10 online shows are spreading climate misinformation
Did you know it takes more energy to build a windmill then they generate. True story, a person with a law degree all be it not a Canadian one said this to me, they seemed serious.
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I saw a FB comment demanding to know why Naheed Nenshi is on the Epstein List.
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Did you know it takes more energy to build a windmill then they generate. True story, a person with a law degree all be it not a Canadian one said this to me, they seemed serious.
Thats not true! It just seems that way because the general public dont realize that the Mole People have underground transmission lines and siphon most of the power that windmills generate at source to power their underground Mole Orgy Palaces!

We only get whatever power is left over that the Mole-Men (and women!) dont use!

And they use a LOT! One wouldnt think that funneling electricity through the whiskers would be such an aphrodisiac...but here we are...
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I saw a FB comment demanding to know why Naheed Nenshi is on the Epstein List.
Now...lets be honest. That would be hilarious!

Imagine Nenshi on Epstein Island! He would just be in the corner wringing his hands and doing the collar-tug...just so uncomfortable and awkward.

"Ummm....This is really weird. Can I go home now?"
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I had three moon landing hoaxers in the bar today. They also say Beyoncé and Jay Z killed another woman and took her baby. My head hurts.
I have relatives down there, and I fear you may have found them.
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God dammit, Liam.

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Liam Neeson has a very particular set of skills—skills he recently lent to a new anti-vax documentary that glorifies the rise of Health and Human Services Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr.

The Academy Award-nominated actor, known for leading roles in Schindler’s List and the Taken franchise, narrated the film, which includes interviews with Kennedy and other prominent anti-vaccine activists.

Plague of Corruption: 80 Years of Pharmaceutical Corruption Exposed features a bevy of discredited claims about vaccines, including that they cause autism and aluminum toxicity, and frames Kennedy’s leadership of U.S. health policy as hopeful.
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We all recognize that corruption can exist within the pharmaceutical industry, but that should never be conflated with opposition to vaccines. Liam never has been, and is not, anti-vaccination. His extensive work with UNICEF underscores his long-held support for global immunization and public-health initiatives. He did not shape the film’s editorial content, and any questions about its claims or messaging should be directed to the producers.
https://www.importantcontext.news/p/...s-anti-vax-pro
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I do have are a very particular lack of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
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Did they watch Landman?
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Have you seen any of Neeson's latest films? The guy will do or say anything for a paycheque at this point in his career.
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Did they watch Landman?
Does Tyler Sheridan like to spread that crap too?
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Ha, I knew my grudge against Liam Neeson was going to have a reason somewhere. Success!
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Have you seen any of Neeson's latest films? The guy will do or say anything for a paycheque at this point in his career.
Naked Gun was hilarious.
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Bat#### crazy conspiracy theory on local facebook network - The Libs are taking out people on MAID, and replacing them with illegal immigrants!
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Bat#### crazy conspiracy theory on local facebook network - The Libs are taking out people on MAID, and replacing them with illegal immigrants!
Like what, you show up for Christmas dinner expecting to see your 85 year-old German Grandma but something looks different about her, and you suspect she has been replaced by a 35 year-old Somali man?
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Like what, you show up for Christmas dinner expecting to see your 85 year-old German Grandma but something looks different about her, and you suspect she has been replaced by a 35 year-old Somali man?
Oh come on! That happens all the time! Who hasn't that happened to?
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Naked Gun was hilarious.
Yes...but...

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Absolution - Sucked
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He generally is doing a lot of 'paycheque' work.

So he may have narrated an anti-vaxxer pseudo-documentary...but it doesnt necessarily mean he believes it? I dont know if he does or not, I'm just saying that someone who is clearly taking whatever work he can get for money cant necessarily be personally tied or associated to that work.

At the end of the day though? F### what celebrities think.
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