Random Thought Thread v2

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Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

I have a friend who just went in for a vasectomy consult and the Dr noticed something irregular. He did a few checks to rule out testicular cancer and then told my friend that he had a “very tight scrotum”. Well guess who’s nickname is smooth balls now!

I can’t believe any guy would tell his buddies a story that ends with “doctor say I’ve got a tight scrotum”. If you don’t give him grief for the rest of his life, your Bro Card is cancelled.

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I know a guy who got skated over and he had to get a fake nut. He’s now Tupperware Nut.

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Originally Posted by getbak

He secretly loves it but knows if he asked you to call him Doctor, you'd mock him for it and never do it, so he pretends he hates it because he knows that will make you do it.


You have the dorky little rings.

I don’t wear mine. Rings suck. Wedding ring also not worn.