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Old 12-04-2025, 04:01 PM   #5941
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There’s a lot of parallels between Love is Blind and Monsters Inc.

They’re both movies I’ve never seen?
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The post was definitely not for you then.
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Old 12-07-2025, 11:02 AM   #5944
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Do those breakfast sandwich makers actually work? They look to good to be true, so I would assume they suck.
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Do those breakfast sandwich makers actually work? They look to good to be true, so I would assume they suck.
Is it so hard to put an english muffin in a toaster and an egg in a pan?
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Is it so hard to put an english muffin in a toaster and an egg in a pan?
Could do it all in the same pan at the same time.

Assuming he was talking about a machine and not a Timmy’s employee.
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Old 12-08-2025, 04:20 AM   #5948
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Is it so hard to put an english muffin in a toaster and an egg in a pan?
For these kids that dirty every dish in the house to do so, it appears to be. Also, fried eggs are gross, gotta be poached.

And at 5:30 am convenience is key.
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Old 12-08-2025, 08:27 AM   #5949
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For these kids that dirty every dish in the house to do so, it appears to be. Also, fried eggs are gross, gotta be poached.

And at 5:30 am convenience is key.
OK, kids complicate everything. I make mine in one pan, just do the meat after the egg if I'm fortunate enough to have the right meat around. One pan is less mess than that leaky lookin' machine. But it also doesn't poach the egg, it's fried-ish. Poached is a whole other mess. But fried eggs are also fine, you are just weird.
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Old 12-08-2025, 09:07 AM   #5950
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I discovered that the best time to weight yourself is after you take a big dump.
And the most fun time is weighing yourself before AND after.
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I have a bone to pick with orchestras and, in particular, conductors in orchestras.

Having a conductor on stage is fkn pathetic. Maybe practice harder as an orchestra so you can actually perform without this obnoxious crutch flailing about when I'm trying to watch a performance. It'd be like watching the Tour De France and all the cyclists had training wheels on.

I get needing the conductor in practice, but by the time I'm there watching you should have your sht together enough that you don't need some dork flapping his arms around.
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Do you watch an orchestra or listen to an orchestra
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Old 12-08-2025, 09:18 AM   #5953
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Do you watch an orchestra or listen to an orchestra
Well both, I guess. For whatever reason I love watching live music, so there's something about seeing and hearing, I guess. Good point, though. I don't know what it is about it being live that I like. Obviously at home with my headphones and a professional track would probably sound better.
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OK, kids complicate everything. I make mine in one pan, just do the meat after the egg if I'm fortunate enough to have the right meat around. One pan is less mess than that leaky lookin' machine. But it also doesn't poach the egg, it's fried-ish. Poached is a whole other mess. But fried eggs are also fine, you are just weird.
That gross leathery outside part. Like how you would imagine ballsac skin would taste if fried. and being normal is so much worse than weird. Always. Not an insult, but a compliment.
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Well both, I guess. For whatever reason I love watching live music, so there's something about seeing and hearing, I guess. Good point, though. I don't know what it is about it being live that I like. Obviously at home with my headphones and a professional track would probably sound better.
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That gross leathery outside part. Like how you would imagine ballsac skin would taste if fried. and being normal is so much worse than weird. Always. Not an insult, but a compliment.
I'll agree with you on the second half of your post. The first half indicates a lack of chefing skills. Chef better, chef.
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Well both, I guess. For whatever reason I love watching live music, so there's something about seeing and hearing, I guess. Good point, though. I don't know what it is about it being live that I like. Obviously at home with my headphones and a professional track would probably sound better.

Your going to the wrong orchestra. Hard to be a stuffy conductor when they’re bopping to EDM
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That just makes me think a DJ is as useless as a conductor.
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I have a bone to pick with orchestras and, in particular, conductors in orchestras.

Having a conductor on stage is fkn pathetic. Maybe practice harder as an orchestra so you can actually perform without this obnoxious crutch flailing about when I'm trying to watch a performance. It'd be like watching the Tour De France and all the cyclists had training wheels on.

I get needing the conductor in practice, but by the time I'm there watching you should have your sht together enough that you don't need some dork flapping his arms around.
It is silly when you think about it. Nothing compared to Irish Dancing. I get angry the second I see it. What dafuq are you doing.
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Old 12-08-2025, 10:07 AM   #5960
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And the tiny binoculars you get at the opera what's the deal with those? I'm not here to watch ants I'm watching regular people.
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