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Old 08-03-2007, 12:03 AM   #1441
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Where would your x-ray vision stop? It can't be that selective.
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Old 08-03-2007, 12:03 AM   #1442
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For a girl..

Is it underwear, underpants or panties?
Undies usually for me. Or thong but I rarely wear panties so I don't use that term. I've always liked the word ginch.
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Old 08-03-2007, 12:04 AM   #1443
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Where would your x-ray vision stop?
Bone. I can see your skeleton. Duh. Where does a regular x-ray stop? (You'd think men would think these things through. This is why I laugh at men who say the superpower they'd want is x-ray vision so they could see naked girls. You'd see her bone structure. Does that make you hot? Oh baby.) *shakes head*

Totally teasing here. You can of course see the outline of other objects such as clothing as you would in an x-ray as well.
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Old 08-03-2007, 12:11 AM   #1444
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Is it underwear, underpants or panties?
It's all the same.
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This thread is really taking off the last week or so....
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I pulled a muscle in my thigh playing ball last night. It hurts to sit.
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Old 08-03-2007, 07:53 AM   #1447
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For a girl..

Is it underwear, underpants or panties?
I prefer commando..
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:15 AM   #1448
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For a girl..

Is it underwear, underpants or panties?
Personally I like to say underwear - if I call them anything at all.....panties are only for being a bit "naughty".... ....
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:17 AM   #1449
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Anybody ever watch Little Britain?
Yep I love that show - that and Swinging(?) that comes on after it.

One of my fave characters is Sebastien, the assistant to the PM (who's played but the guy who used to be on Buffy).

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Old 08-03-2007, 08:39 AM   #1450
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This thread is really taking off the last week or so....
If by taken off you mean F'd in the A, then yes it is.
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I pulled a muscle in my thigh playing with my balls last night. It hurts to sit.
Fixed that for you.
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I'm totally looking forward to going camping tonight. Have some stuff to do today, buy groceries and stuff, then my cousin is picking me up and we're headed to the homestead for some R&R. Good times! What are everyone else's plans for the long weekend?
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:24 AM   #1453
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What time are you all hitting the road? I wonder if everyone is going to be thinking the same thing I am..."I'll leave at 2:00 so I can beat the traffic".
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:26 AM   #1454
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nothing fun really, force myself to finish off the last little bit of drywalling on the basement, maybe sneak out down to Auburn Bay on Sunday. I really just want to relax, been doing lots of traveling, by plane and by car.
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I'm out of here (on vacation in 7 minutes), won't back online until Thursday.

Keep this thread alive, for the love of god, keep this thread alive!
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What are everyone else's plans for the long weekend?
Work.

Get this, I get to go home Monday night at 8, fly for an hour and a half, and then enjoy the remaining two and a half hours of my long weekend.
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:35 AM   #1457
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I got your six, HD. The inane, silly and occassionally tawdry and mildly offensive thread shall live on in glorious updatedness. My life before its.

Ginch IS a great word. Gaunch was also popular with me. I will begin work on the synonyms and euphemisms for underwear post.
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:40 AM   #1458
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I got your six, HD. The inane, silly and occassionally tawdry and mildly offensive thread shall live on in glorious updatedness. My life before its.

Ginch IS a great word. Gaunch was also popular with me. I will begin work on the synonyms and euphemisms for underwear post.
I thought it was gonch?
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:42 AM   #1459
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I thought it was gonch?
Same vowel sound regardless of how it's spelled, so it doesn't really matter - and trust me, I went to school and overpaid for a Linguistics degree to be able to say that!
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:48 AM   #1460
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Same vowel sound regardless of how it's spelled, so it doesn't really matter - and trust me, I went to school and overpaid for a Linguistics degree to be able to say that!
And look how well it paid off
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