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[undercoverbrother]

Warming you car up when it has been in the garage?

WTF

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Warming you car up when it has been in the garage?
WTF

It's cold in there. I wish it was hotter (to quote some doosh I've never met). I have super low blood pressure now so I am cold as fata all the time.

[Roughneck]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I do have that but I live in a steal 5 bikes out of my garage within minutes neighborhood. They should have a open the door only a quarter way function.

Tie a hose around the exhaust pipe and stick it outside.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I do have that but I live in a steal 5 bikes out of my garage within minutes neighborhood. They should have a open the door only a quarter way function.

Then you put a disco ball with lasers shooting off it in the garage too.

[Fuzz]

An unexpected Tuesday bonus!

[Barnet Flame]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I do have that but I live in a steal 5 bikes out of my garage within minutes neighborhood. They should have a open the door only a quarter way function.

Do you live in Pineridge?

I had three bikes stolen in just over a year. On the last occasion, some #### in the arcade told me he may know who was stealing the bikes.

I later went round the same guy’s house, went round the back alley, and ended up stealing back my own bike.

####.

[Locke]

People stealing Bikes are actually doing a public service getting those two-wheeled menaces off the streets.

[surferguy]

Locke wants a bike for Secret Santa

[Locke]

Originally Posted by surferguy

Locke wants a bike for Secret Santa

I'd throw it into traffic as a False Flag operation.

[Fuzz]

If someone doesn't gift Locke a spice set, they weren't paying attention to the assignment.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

If someone doesn't gift Locke a spice set, they weren't paying attention to the assignment.

I didnt see you put your name on the list, so theres actually a topic you can't comment about!

[habernac]

Originally Posted by Locke

I didnt see you put your name on the list, so theres actually a topic you can't comment about!

Lord knows, there’s no topics you can’t comment about

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I do have that but I live in a steal 5 bikes out of my garage within minutes neighborhood. They should have a open the door only a quarter way function.

Look in the manual for a setting called "Swingers Bat Signal." That will get you what you want.

[Looch City]

Genuine question:

Why in the ever loving #### are there so many drivers in this city doing u-turns is any ####ing location that they ####ing desire?

Single lane road, double yellow line? U-turn.
4 way stop? U-turn.
At red light busy intersection? U-turn.

#### all you ####ers. It was especially bad this morning and the fog on top of that. Had to lay on my horn multiple times.

[calgarygeologist]

Originally Posted by Looch City

Genuine question:

Why in the ever loving #### are there so many drivers in this city doing u-turns is any ####ing location that they ####ing desire?

Single lane road, double yellow line? U-turn.
4 way stop? U-turn.
At red light busy intersection? U-turn.

#### all you ####ers. It was especially bad this morning and the fog on top of that. Had to lay on my horn multiple times.

Transplants from Ontario where u-turns are allowed pretty much everywhere.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Looch City

Genuine question:

Why in the ever loving #### are there so many drivers in this city doing u-turns is any ####ing location that they ####ing desire?

Single lane road, double yellow line? U-turn.
4 way stop? U-turn.
At red light busy intersection? U-turn.

#### all you ####ers. It was especially bad this morning and the fog on top of that. Had to lay on my horn multiple times.

They don't even wait for traffic to clear, just I'm going now and both directions of traffic be damned. You all shall slam on your brakes and skid because I need to go the other way damnit!

[chemgear]

Originally Posted by Looch City

Genuine question:

Why in the ever loving #### are there so many drivers in this city doing u-turns is any ####ing location that they ####ing desire?

Single lane road, double yellow line? U-turn.
4 way stop? U-turn.
At red light busy intersection? U-turn.

#### all you ####ers. It was especially bad this morning and the fog on top of that. Had to lay on my horn multiple times.

Tons of ubers drivers, fleet rentals and just the usual stupid people who don't give a ####.

It's basically turning into a traffic free for all.

[topfiverecords]

Lots of major parking strugglers now too. Every morning this week, multiple cars literally half in the driving lane and half in the parking lane cause they suck at life. Hey the ten cars ahead and all the cars parked behind are somehow 5 feet further to the right, but oh well I can't possibly figure it out. Can they tow these morons? It's a bus route so do the drivers have any clout?

The only silver lining is it's a nice obstacle for the punks who rip through the neighbourhood with their head in their lap so I'll get minor enjoyment when I see them smashed into.

[CroFlames]

I got randomly complimented on my parallel parking skills the other day when I parked my truck.

I mean it's pretty idiot proof these days with backup cams, but I'll take it!

[undercoverbrother]

I love a good U turn