08-02-2007, 03:15 PM
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#1361
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by wittynickname
I think all of those ideas of going pantsless and braless are wonderful right about now. Is it October yet?
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I dunno...no (cotton) bra means skin on skin contact, and that just gets sticky and gross.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-02-2007, 03:15 PM
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#1362
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Franchise Player
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This thread is F’d in the A
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08-02-2007, 03:15 PM
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#1363
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Originally Posted by JerzeeGirl
Does it ever seem like time stands still and refuses to move at an appropriate pace when you most want to leave the office????
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Oh I hate that, thats why I just leave an hour before I should. Or just dont go into work like today!
I will be working Wednesday & Friday this week, then a long weekend! YA!
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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08-02-2007, 03:16 PM
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#1364
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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I have 6 hours until a 4 day long weekend. Oh yeah it's moving slow.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-02-2007, 03:18 PM
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#1365
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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So this Sunday I am going golfing with some buddies. We are going to just get plastered (usually when I play my best golf, shot 1-under yesterday, stoned and a little tipsy).
Every hole whoever has the lowest score has to take a shot of Jager, if you tie the hole everyone who has tied for the lowest score has to take one.
I am really curious on how this will turn out as we have never done "shots" before and usually we make the loser of the hole drink.
Anyone have any other ideas to makes this an interesting round?
It should be fun going from -1 to probably +30 within 5 days...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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Last edited by HOOT; 08-02-2007 at 03:21 PM.
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08-02-2007, 03:28 PM
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#1366
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary AB
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Ok, I'll bite. whats an arabian gas mask?
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Same thing as the Asian goggles except the perpetrator releases gas at the same time.
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08-02-2007, 03:39 PM
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#1367
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
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08-02-2007, 04:04 PM
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#1368
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Disenfranchised
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Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
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That depends purely on whether you believe time is linear or not. 
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08-02-2007, 04:13 PM
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Had an idea!
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Originally Posted by Antithesis
That depends purely on whether you believe time is linear or not. |
And that is over my head...
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08-02-2007, 04:18 PM
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#1370
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Disenfranchised
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Originally Posted by Azure
And that is over my head...
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I have a friend who believes that everything that will ever happened has already happened ... time is just how we perceive this because we are too limited to understand otherwise.
He says that explains those weird 'deja vu' feelings you get all the time. You know, the "This has happened before ..." stuff.
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08-02-2007, 04:21 PM
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#1371
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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While on the topic of friends with differing beliefs. I've got a friend who thinks the moon is one gigantic satellite put up by aliens. The whole thing's just covered with millions of lightbulbs. And that the dark spots on the moon are just burnt out lightbulbs.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-02-2007, 04:23 PM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Originally Posted by NSFL
I've got a friend who thinks the moon is one gigantic satellite put up by aliens.
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Does this friend use a lot of tin-foil? And does this friend also believe that MLB has spy satellites?
WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME DINGERS?!
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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08-02-2007, 04:24 PM
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by kermitology
Does this friend use a lot of tin-foil? And does this friend also believe that MLB has spy satellites?
WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME DINGERS?!
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No, this friend just spends a lot of time inhaling questionable smoke.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-02-2007, 04:54 PM
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#1374
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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NSFL if you think that's weird
I have some friends (yes plural) that like this hockey team called the Edmonton Oilers.
Talk about bizarre!
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"Calgary Flames is the best team in all the land" - My Brainwashed Son
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08-02-2007, 04:55 PM
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#1375
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout
NSFL if you think that's weird
I have some friends (yes plural) that like this hockey team called the Edmonton Oilers.
Talk about bizarre!
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Edmonton has a hockey team? 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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08-02-2007, 04:58 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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Originally Posted by HOOT
Edmonton has a hockey team? |
No they don't! That makes it even weirder 
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"Calgary Flames is the best team in all the land" - My Brainwashed Son
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08-02-2007, 05:04 PM
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#1377
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Had an idea!
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Originally Posted by NSFL
No, this friend just spends a lot of time inhaling questionable smoke.
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Hehehe... 
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08-02-2007, 05:17 PM
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#1378
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Estonia
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Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk
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AHAHAHA nice. People in the office had a good laugh at that one.
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08-02-2007, 05:22 PM
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#1379
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Disenfranchised
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Give that man a red square! Oh man, that is funny!
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08-02-2007, 05:48 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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*Walks into thread*
Did someone mention boobs?
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