08-01-2007, 03:30 PM
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#1221
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: CALGARY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by notoepik
Do *Hookers* have to get paid for doing tricks to be considered/called hookers?
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I think if they don't get paid, they're just sluts or whores 
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08-01-2007, 03:38 PM
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#1222
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Scoring Winger
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Really awful joke coming up... Please don't scroll down if you're easily offended!!
A teenage girl approaches her father...
Girl: Daddy, can I have $200 for a new dress?
Dad: No way in hell.
Girl: Please! It's for prom.
Dad: I said 'no'. $200 is too much money for a dress you will only wear once.
Girl: Please, Daddy! I'll do anything!
Dad: Well, if you suck my dick you can have the money.
Girl: Thats sick! I'm your daughter!
Dad: I don't care. If you want the $200, you'll have to suck my dick.
The girl thinks it over and realizes she has has no choice. She opens her fathers pants and goes down on him.
Girl: Ewwww! Dad, your dick tastes like #####.
Dad: I know. Your brother wanted to borrow the car.
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08-01-2007, 03:39 PM
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#1223
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The President
Some females want to be sluts
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No female wants to be a slut…or at least to be perceived as one
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08-01-2007, 03:40 PM
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#1224
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkMasterFlame
Really awful joke coming up... Please don't scroll down if you're easily offended!!
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Dude...
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08-01-2007, 04:17 PM
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#1225
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Hey FunkMaster, you may want to edit that out. I see a blue block on the horizon.
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08-01-2007, 04:20 PM
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#1226
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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i think we may have to stage an emoticon intervention for el presidente, things are getting out of hand
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08-01-2007, 04:32 PM
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#1227
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda
i think we may have to stage an emoticon intervention for el presidente, things are getting out of hand
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Haha, yeah it should be a rule of thumb that you need to have at least 50 words per emoticon, not 10.
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08-01-2007, 04:33 PM
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#1228
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burninator
Haha, yeah it should be a rule of thumb that you need to have at least 50 words per emoticon, not 10.
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I'm not a fan of that rule. 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-01-2007, 04:42 PM
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#1229
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Does anyone else not like wearing pants?
I came back from two weeks on the beach in Ontario and I didn't wear pants at all during that. Socks and pants now feel so uncomfortable.
I can't wait to go home and take them off.
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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08-01-2007, 04:44 PM
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#1230
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
I'm not a fan of that rule. |
We'll say my rule applies to the second emoticon, using just one gets a free pass.
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08-01-2007, 04:45 PM
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#1231
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kermitology
Does anyone else not like wearing pants?
I came back from two weeks on the beach in Ontario and I didn't wear pants at all during that. Socks and pants now feel so uncomfortable.
I can't wait to go home and take them off.
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You should take them off right now. It would mean a great story to tell in this very thread!
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-01-2007, 04:48 PM
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#1232
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Disenfranchised
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I dislike socks a lot more than I dislike pants. Down with socks.
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08-01-2007, 05:01 PM
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#1233
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kermitology
Does anyone else not like wearing pants?
I came back from two weeks on the beach in Ontario and I didn't wear pants at all during that. Socks and pants now feel so uncomfortable.
I can't wait to go home and take them off.
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The chair at my computer desk is leather... otherwise I'd be in my undies. I've been braless most of the summer though. Sweat pools in underwire bras, it's gross.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-01-2007, 05:02 PM
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#1234
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burninator
We'll say my rule applies to the second emoticon, using just one gets a free pass.
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 You can't  ME! 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-01-2007, 05:11 PM
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#1235
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
The chair at my computer desk is leather... otherwise I'd be in my undies. I've been braless most of the summer though. Sweat pools in underwire bras, it's gross.
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You need a cotton bra.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-01-2007, 05:16 PM
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#1236
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Wherever you go there you are.
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http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com/
So this blogger's book is coming out in the middle of the month and I'm probably going to have to order it from amazon just to read it.
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08-01-2007, 05:18 PM
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#1237
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
I'd be in my undies. I've been braless most of the summer
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This thread is useless without pictures.
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08-01-2007, 05:56 PM
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#1238
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NSFL
You need a cotton bra.
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Yes, yes I do. However, they generally don't support the girls enough. i need one I like is the big thing.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-01-2007, 06:03 PM
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#1239
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
Yes, yes I do. However, they generally don't support the girls enough. i need one I like is the big thing.
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Find one that crosses in the back. I find those are best. I was about to ask what size you were, but thought better of it. 
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-01-2007, 06:04 PM
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#1240
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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Sitting around all day, working from home in skivvies > Wearing pants
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