3 O’Clock High Thread

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Titan2

Let's see. A veteran, check. A rugby player, check. Kind of a grumpy dick, check.

vs.

An old, fat, #####, lawyer, check, check, check and check. I really am glad I provided you with free legal work as a favour.

I am sure you would do fine against the vast majority of the board.

I was going to pick Geraldish, because I am pretty sure he is over 80.

I think it could be pretty iffy picking PepsiFree. He comes across as a bit of a keyboard warrior, but in reality, he is probably a 6'4, jacked black dude who boxed and collected black belts.

I appreciate your free legal work.

This is the internet; it wasn't meant as a personal attack on you.

You seemed like a lovely human.

Originally Posted by Fuzz

So you are saying the entire Peter12 beer anecdote was made up? I'll admit it wasn't a very detailed yarn(something about you, beer, Peter12 and a blowjob) but it wasn't so elaborate that I thought you made it up.

honestly, I forgot about the beer with Peter, that was hell, 2018 or 2019, I don't even remember. The CTE sometimes takes over.

He doesn't live rent-free in my head like he does with some posters.

BTW, the bolded part probably wasn't needed.

To round this out I reckon I could take Peter as well.


Edit - I also met PaperBagger'14, god damn my memory

[Fuzz]

Jeez guys, the blowjob comment was just a literary technique of the absurd to hint that I have no memory of the details of the oft repeated anecdote, such that it is so inane, I don't remember despite seeing it over and over.


Yes, I could have chose an elephant, or a platypus, or a beav...ok, not a beaver. But you get the point. I chose blowjob specifically because this is the silly fight trash talk thread, and that I was excited it wasn't censored, which is an indication the mods endorse it's use. If it wasn't this thread, and MRCboicgy had specifically mentioned nothing bad was happening here, I would have gone another direction. Humour, guys. It's OK to laugh.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Jeez guys, the blowjob comment was just a literary technique of the absurd to hint that I have no memory of the details of the oft repeated anecdote, such that it is so inane, I don't remember despite seeing it over and over.


Yes, I could have chose an elephant, or a platypus, or a beav...ok, not a beaver. But you get the point. I chose blowjob specifically because this is the silly fight trash talk thread, and that I was excited it wasn't censored, which is an indication the mods endorse it's use. If it wasn't this thread, and MRCboicgy had specifically mentioned nothing bad was happening here, I would have gone another direction. Humour, guys. It's OK to laugh.

"literary technique"

nerd

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

"literary technique"

nerd

Do we have to take this out by the yellow slide at 3? I've got some books I can smash you with.

[surferguy]

Fuzz has a fat stack of Hilroys and means business

[Jiri Hrdina]

Originally Posted by Titan2

In my real life I have been in a total of two fights. One in grade 7 where I bullied a kid that was actually kind of a friend.

On this...I had a similar situation where I bullied a kid who was kinda of a friend. It has bothered me my entire life even moreso since becoming a dad and seeing my daughter treated poorly.

The guy that I bullied happened to pop up on Linkedin. I reached out to him and apologized for how I treated him.

By no means did he let me off the hook by saying something like "nah no big deal man". He acknowledged it but he also accepted my apology and forgave me.

It was a big weight lifted from me.
Something to consider if it still bothers you.

[peter12]

I boxed and did judo as a teen and twenty something. I’ve kind of beefed up in my thirties now to the point I look like a bouncer or some kind of mafia enforcer. But like who has the energy to fight. One time an Amazon delivery driver called me a ####ing ####### because my buzzer didn’t work and someone from the building wouldn’t let him. I lumbered downstairs ready to tune him up but by the time I got there, the urge had passed.

[CroFlames]

Fights are crazy because you can literally kill a guy with one punch. Or be killed.

Or be turned into a drooling dependent in an instant.

Best to avoid them at all costs. I carry a hundo around when I'm out in case I get accosted; I can give the perp a hundo and bolt

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by btimbit

Only losers fight off the ice, that's how I was raised

I’ve been in too many fights and I agree.

There’s something deeply pathetic about the guy in the bar who goes looking for a fight or is ready to throw down when he gets offended by something. And it’s just the same with the guy who talks about scrapping as a teen/young adult like they were the glory days.

I don’t think any kid should have to learn how to fight, and adults who perpetuate that kind of response to non-violent conflict are total losers.

[Shazam]

That's astounding but it doesn't surprise me in the slightest. How are you still alive? Getting into a fight as an adult is risking your life. Humans have so many weak spots.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Shazam

That's astounding but it doesn't surprise me in the slightest. How are you still alive? Getting into a fight as an adult is risking your life. Humans have so many weak spots.

Thick Glacis plate

but I haven't been in a fight since I was 25 or so

[calgarygeologist]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

Fights are crazy because you can literally kill a guy with one punch. Or be killed.

Or be turned into a drooling dependent in an instant.

Best to avoid them at all costs. I carry a hundo around when I'm out in case I get accosted; I can give the perp a hundo and bolt

Time to start following this guy around for some beer money.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Thick Glacis plate

but I haven't been in a fight since I was 25 or so

I was in a flight when I was 16. I suckered the guy over the head with a heavy metal stool. After he fell I took the stool and squished his lower abdomen with the legs. That was the end of the fight. He somehow got a black eye from the hit to the head.

In grade 12 there was this guy that was making fun of a mixed-race girl, he got jumped on by four guys who proceeded to beat the #### out of him.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Shazam

I was in a flight when I was 16. I suckered the guy over the head with a heavy metal stool. After he fell I took the stool and squished his lower abdomen with the legs. That was the end of the fight. He somehow got a black eye from the hit to the head.

Is it a fight if it starts with a suckering a guy?

Did he know the fight was about to happen

[peter12]

Yeah, this sounds like "once when I was 16, I viciously assaulted a guy with a weapon."

[Fuzz]

Now I feel like we need list of posters and their estimated number of fights they've been in. Anything before grade 10 doesn't count. Why grade 10? I dunno, I just made it up.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by peter12

Yeah, this sounds like "once when I was 16, I viciously assaulted a guy with a weapon."

Yeah, that's what fights are.

What, are you dueling pistols or something? Going into a boxing ring?

My friend's boyfriend around that age spilled some beer on a guy at a bar by accident. The guy promptly came back with a couple of friends and they beat him to a pulp by shattering beer bottles over his head. He was in the hospital for a few days.

Do you even know how to punch with those muscles of yours, like you think they help or something?

[peter12]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Yeah, that's what fights are.

What, are you dueling pistols or something? Going into a boxing ring?

My friend's boyfriend around that age spilled some beer on a guy at a bar by accident. The guy promptly came back with a couple of friends and they beat him to a pulp by shattering beer bottles over his head. He was in the hospital for a few days.

Do you even know how to punch with those muscles of yours, like you think they help or something?

I just paw at people.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by peter12

I just paw at people.

Who's your leather cat suit designer?

[Wormius]

I think we need slap mountain CP edition.