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[fotze2]

Do you have actual bidet toilets or that cheap looking contraption or see online?

The reason I ask is because I did one of those float spas recently. And my a-hole burned because of that super salty water or whatever they put in there so maybe it needs some attention.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Do you have actual bidet toilets or that cheap looking contraption or see online?

The reason I ask is because I did one of those float spas recently. And my a-hole burned because of that super salty water or whatever they put in there so maybe it needs some attention.

It wasn’t water Fotze

Edit: I put in 2 bidets with adjustable pressure settings and man it can have some kick. The settings go from noticeable stream to tonsil pressure wash.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Do you have actual bidet toilets or that cheap looking contraption or see online?

The reason I ask is because I did one of those float spas recently. And my a-hole burned because of that super salty water or whatever they put in there so maybe it needs some attention.

I just use the water hose type. I'm sure I'll get called a peasant.


https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B09D84FMN1

[TorqueDog]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

I just use the water hose type. I'm sure I'll get called a peasant.

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B09D84FMN1

Pleb.

This one is a smokin' good deal. $249 after the instant coupon.

https://www.amazon.ca/Sosh-Smart-Bid...dp/B0FCBKGNVM/

[fotze2]

Crap doesnt get on that little stick?

[fotze2]

How does it get warm water? I have to get an electrician or plumb hot water to it? I'll just keep a smelly A. Not like anyone is getting near it these days.

[Fuzz]

I have one plumbed to H/C and one just cold. Cold is fine.

[Wormius]

Cold is not fine. Do you wash dishes in cold water? It’s like barely one beyond using one-ply TP.

I’ll admit though, in the summer I do turn the temperature down to 33C.

Speaking of cold and cans, man does Guinness taste awful cold. Or maybe it’s cause it’s from the can.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

I have one plumbed to H/C and one just cold. Cold is fine.

Can I come to one of your guys houses and get my bumhole bideted to test?

I could do ratings like Jiri's Hamburger challenge thing.

[PaperBagger'14]

The hot water plumbed ones seem like a waste, you’re gonna have to run the hot water for 3 minutes + just to clear out the room temp water from the lines. Even the cold water isn’t cold, it’s still pleasant

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Cold is not fine. Do you wash dishes in cold water? It’s like barely one beyond using one-ply TP.

I’ll admit though, in the summer I do turn the temperature down to 33C.

Speaking of cold and cans, man does Guinness taste awful cold. Or maybe it’s cause it’s from the can.

Cold is fine

I don’t know about you, but rarely do I ever cover my ass in cheese, stick it in the microwave for 2:00 and have to hand wash the crunchers away.

Rarely.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

Cold is fine

I don’t know about you, but rarely do I ever cover my ass in cheese, stick it in the microwave for 2:00 and have to hand wash the crunchers away.

Rarely.

I rarely enema my hooley hoop on the toilet as well.

Does it save on schit tickets expense? I’m doing an economic analysis in Valnav.

[Fuzz]

Absolutely. You still dry with them, unless you have the butt blower. But we are down probably 69%. Give or take.

[TorqueDog]

The arse dryer admittedly is the weak spot of the bidet. They can't be exactly aligned with your butt since that's where the water nozzles are placed; they're a bit off to the side. Still, the weakest point on a superstar of a product, it's worth it.

Originally Posted by fotze2

- Crap doesn't get on that little stick?
- How does it get warm water?
- I have to get an electrician or plumb hot water to it?

1. There's a 'nozzle cleaning' function that cleans the nozzles without the jets firing water at you, so you can use a toilet brush to help it along if there are stubborn deposits.
2. a) The electric ones (like mine) have inline heaters, like a miniature tankless water heater for your butt. No cold water touches your arse unless you set the temperature to cold.
b) The unpowered ones, you can use a T-adapter using the cold tank water supply and the hot water at your faucet, running that to the bidet instead of using the tank water supply alone. It's a bit more work to do it this way and most people either do a powered one or make do with the cold water line only. The unpowered ones tend to have really strong water pressure though, so they're still very effective.
3. If you don't already have a socket close enough to the toilet, yeah, either get an electrician to do it, or do it yourself and install a GFIC socket nearby. I did it myself as part of my adventure mapping out the electrical panel for my new condo. Alternately, yeah, get a plumber to run the hot water line for you (or, again, DIY it).

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Absolutely. You still dry with them, unless you have the butt blower. But we are down probably 69%. Give or take.

Nice. Uh, I think...?

The one that was posted has an instant hot water. I assume that has to be wired in but it would solve the problem of cold water on Fotze2's tushy. The other thing to worry about is the very, very, not cold water blasting up the ol'e dirt canyon.

Hard to explain those scald marks at the ER.

[Nyah]

The construction downtown is brutal. Every time they start something new that effects my way out, I find a new route just for them to close a couple lanes on that road too. I leave relatively early around 3:30 and it's taking me almost 20 minutes just to get out of downtown to go home. And that's from 9th Ave, which should have lots of escape points! I don't know how people who work till 4:30 or 5 do it.

[Bigtime]

Originally Posted by Johnny Makarov

Why would one of my peons think it was a good idea to order and extra 70 sandwich boxes for the event today... lol

Sure they were great but i'll be eating this for the next 10 days!

Told ya, should have let AI handle it. Then you would have ended up with 7000 extra sandwich boxes.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Nyah

The construction downtown is brutal. Every time they start something new that effects my way out, I find a new route just for them to close a couple lanes on that road too. I leave relatively early around 3:30 and it's taking me almost 20 minutes just to get out of downtown to go home. And that's from 9th Ave, which should have lots of escape points! I don't know how people who work till 4:30 or 5 do it.

It's insane disdain. It should be prohibitively expensive to close lanes for private businesses.

[CorsiHockeyLeague]

Originally Posted by Nyah

The construction downtown is brutal. Every time they start something new that effects my way out, I find a new route just for them to close a couple lanes on that road too. I leave relatively early around 3:30 and it's taking me almost 20 minutes just to get out of downtown to go home. And that's from 9th Ave, which should have lots of escape points! I don't know how people who work till 4:30 or 5 do it.

It's been this bad for a while. The thing where they've closed 3 out of 4 lanes on 2nd street now is hilarious. It seems to be something to do with Enmax, or possibly the C train? In any case, if you absolutely have to do that for whatever reason, you should be planning to be working on it constantly on double shifts to minimize the duration of the upset. It shouldn't stay like that for weeks.

[Fuzz]

Like the curbs they are re-doing on 14th st near Confed. This should be a week job, tops. Instead it's been what feels like a month, but probably longer. I do not understand why they can't dig up the old stuff, do the prep and pour it within a week.