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Old 10-22-2025, 01:06 PM   #26601
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I have a van down by the river. It's now $1.5mm.
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We have two Totos so you can just have the most delightful clean-up no matter where you poop.
How on earth in 2025 do people not have japanese bidets in their homes? filthy savages.
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Old 10-22-2025, 01:33 PM   #26603
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Hey you always go over the top with your comments so I just answered with an over the top comment.

But sure. We get you need attention throughout parts of the year hahahaha

with your dog and bear hate, your hate for the NW and your bunker... lol

hahahahah Envious of kyitty lake communities in Calgary! hahahahahahahahaha

yeah.... I'll choose Varsity Estates 10 times out of 10.
Varsity Estates is very nice. I grew up in the NW and some of my friends lived down there. I like the vibe and I like the dark wood finishing inside the homes (probably many have been renovated away from that now, though). Back then they were gorgeous places, especially compared to Dalhousie lol.

P.S. If you're not envious of lake communities it's because you've never spent time at them. They're the closest you can come in Calgary to living in a Norman Rockwell painting. The most wholesome fun ever. Skating lake loops. Swimming. Kayaking. SUPing. Canoeing. Paddleboating. Rowboating. Diving. Sledding. Tennis. Basketball. Firepits. Beech volleyball. I used to organize an annual Nerf gun fight when my kids were younger and we'd get about 30 kids out there battling it out. Etc. Etc. I mean, I guess Market Mall is close by, but you are totally talking nonsense if you think Varsity is superior to Bonavista. Like...I'm embarrassed for you that you wrote that out and clicked "submit reply".
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Old 10-22-2025, 01:38 PM   #26604
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Sliver is correct that lake communities rule. I grew up in Sundance and it’s basically heaven. Heck, even Midnapore rules.
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Varsity Estates is very nice. I grew up in the NW and some of my friends lived down there. I like the vibe and I like the dark wood finishing inside the homes (probably many have been renovated away from that now, though). Back then they were gorgeous places, especially compared to Dalhousie lol.

P.S. If you're not envious of lake communities it's because you've never spent time at them. They're the closest you can come in Calgary to living in a Norman Rockwell painting. The most wholesome fun ever. Skating lake loops. Swimming. Kayaking. SUPing. Canoeing. Paddleboating. Rowboating. Diving. Sledding. Tennis. Basketball. Firepits. Beech volleyball. I used to organize an annual Nerf gun fight when my kids were younger and we'd get about 30 kids out there battling it out. Etc. Etc. I mean, I guess Market Mall is close by, but you are totally talking nonsense if you think Varsity is superior to Bonavista. Like...I'm embarrassed for you that you wrote that out and clicked "submit reply".
really? embarrassed? you are the attention whore on here.... lol how is bunker building going hahahaha

You can keep your crappy traffic, foul smelling lake, and terrible Asian restaurants in the south.

How can anyone take you seriously if you are comparing Lake effing Bonavista to a Norman Rockwell painting. and 2 of my best friends growing up lived in Lake Crappyvista and Midnapore. meh
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Sliver is correct that lake communities rule. I grew up in Sundance and it’s basically heaven. Heck, even Midnapore rules.
You mean with their huge 900sq ft houses? lol
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Which lake is deep enough to dispose of both your bodies?
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Which lake is deep enough to dispose of both your bodies?
Does it matter? Bonavista is so murky you couldn't even find the Titanic down there...
hahahahah

ok i'm done! I'm facilitating this big ai conference today... lol

I love dogs and bunkers and have a mild dislike of bears. i'm here all next week folks.
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It’s absolutely disgusting how some of you have real jobs and still post on CP
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Old 10-22-2025, 02:01 PM   #26610
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It’s absolutely disgusting how some of you have real jobs and still post on CP
I have lots of peons under me to do most of the work! ... lol
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Old 10-22-2025, 02:05 PM   #26611
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Does it matter? Bonavista is so murky you couldn't even find the Titanic down there...
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ok i'm done! I'm facilitating this big ai conference today... lol

I love dogs and bunkers and have a mild dislike of bears. i'm here all next week folks.
Can't the AI just facilitate it, and we can keep this up?
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Old 10-22-2025, 02:07 PM   #26612
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I have lots of peons under me to do most of the work! ... lol
You at the BMO centre? I was there for the big innovation conference a few months ago and I was blown away by the new facility. Super cool.
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really? embarrassed? you are the attention whore on here.... lol how is bunker building going hahahaha

You can keep your crappy traffic, foul smelling lake, and terrible Asian restaurants in the south.

How can anyone take you seriously if you are comparing Lake effing Bonavista to a Norman Rockwell painting. and 2 of my best friends growing up lived in Lake Crappyvista and Midnapore. meh
First rule of having a bunker is to not talk about your bunker

Crappy traffic?!?!?!!?! OMG this guy knows nothing.
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Can't wait until I have an AI powered bidet that goes directly into Lake Chestermere.
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Old 10-22-2025, 02:19 PM   #26615
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Can't wait until I have an AI powered bidet that goes directly into Lake Chestermere.
I just assumed that's where waste already goes when we flush our toilets.
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Honestly, you have to be a bit of a filthy person to have a dog. Their oily, nasty fur in your house, on your couch, in your bed, on your clothes, on your skin? Gross. Crapping and pissing in your yard, here, there and everywhere? You're a pig. Their dirty nasty feet running on their own feces and urine and then running around you house? You sick fk.

Picking up a warm steaming pile of sht with a baggie and then flinging the baggie on the ground? Just more of the same of your nastiness.

All of the above is just objective fact free of any bias or judgement. Just basic truths.
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I think it's pretty rich that the guy living in the famous swinger capital community of south calgary thinks that owning a dog makes you unclean.
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How on earth in 2025 do people not have japanese bidets in their homes? filthy savages.
I picture you typing that as your dog is dragging his ass on the carpet behind your chair.
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Old 10-22-2025, 02:22 PM   #26619
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Sliver being Lake Bonavista ride or die, but it has four dog parks. Are you emailing your councilor daily to get them shut down?
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