07-28-2007, 12:34 AM
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#861
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the land of high expectations...
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Beer, beer, glorious beer!
Fill yourselves right up to here!
Drink a good deal of it-make a good meal of it,
Stick to your old-fashioned beer!
Don't be afraid of it-drink till you're made of it-
Now altogether a cheer!
Up with the sale of it-down with the pail of it-
Glorious, glorious beer!
http://www.immortalia.com/html/categ...-and-m-man.htm 
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07-28-2007, 02:06 AM
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#862
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this...
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00. When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have
taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50.00."
"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have!
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07-28-2007, 07:49 AM
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#863
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Good morning everyone!
Its a beautiful day on the West Coast and I'm going paintballing! BOO YA!!! GOnna go blast some fools (Ya I'm gangsta  )
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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07-28-2007, 08:43 AM
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#864
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Had an idea!
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Oh cool...I like it when drunk people post...
Really like it...
Still like it...
Dammit people....POST!
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07-28-2007, 08:53 AM
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#865
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Well I have a wedding to go to after paintball so when i get home if I can still see or even move my fingers I will send post up some drunk ones for you
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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07-28-2007, 08:58 AM
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#866
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Had an idea!
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Like 100 drunk posts... 
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07-28-2007, 09:05 AM
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#867
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure
Like 100 drunk posts... |
Just have a full out conversation with myself... 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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07-28-2007, 09:07 AM
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#868
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Had an idea!
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Which usually happens when you're drunk....post #900....
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07-28-2007, 09:53 AM
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#869
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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Sorry Azure, I had a few last night, but I wasn't really drunk. More of a sit back relax and then go home to bed night.
If I remember next time I'm in my "happy state" I'll be sure to leave some entertainment for you all.
Edit: 902, that's my area code, w00p w00p
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"Calgary Flames is the best team in all the land" - My Brainwashed Son
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07-28-2007, 10:56 AM
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#870
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Had an idea!
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No need to apologize...I'm just trying to drive this thread....
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07-28-2007, 11:11 AM
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#871
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Had an idea!
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07-28-2007, 11:39 AM
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#872
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burninator
IIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiii likek ber.
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Oh my!
I am hung over.
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07-28-2007, 11:45 AM
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#873
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burninator
Oh my!
I am hung over.
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WHATS THAT?
DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE?
DOES EVERYTHING SEEM VERY LOUD?
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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07-28-2007, 12:18 PM
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#874
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burninator
Oh my!
I am hung over.
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And you only posted that at midnight!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-28-2007, 12:44 PM
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#875
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#1 Goaltender
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Is it just me... ???
I mean I like this thread; I like all of the videos, pictures, links random stories.
I understand the point of the thread, but all of the useless posts of mindlessly stating what post # it is, and crap like that is sort of annoying.
That said, IT'S KITTY SWIM!
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07-28-2007, 12:47 PM
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#876
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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The bumps and posting the thread number is a little annoying.
Post some content people!
It doesn't matter what it is, but when I peek at this thread I hope to see more than "#909."
That said, it is a great thread for when I come across stuff that is neat to share but doesn't warrant a thread of its own. Like the M.U.L.E. video - many I loved that game. The golden age of Electronic Arts.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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07-28-2007, 12:51 PM
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#877
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burninator
Oh my!
I am hung over.
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Does this make you feel better
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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07-28-2007, 01:12 PM
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#878
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
WHATS THAT?
DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE?
DOES EVERYTHING SEEM VERY LOUD?
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Haha! I bet you are one of those guys that torment hung over people.
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07-28-2007, 01:35 PM
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#879
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burninator
Haha! I bet you are one of those guys that torment hung over people.
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I would relish the opportunity, I was usually the tormentee.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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07-28-2007, 02:08 PM
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#880
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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People don't torment me when I'm hungover, mostly because I'm a very laid back and easy going person. So to see me grumpy or upset is very much out of character, so they let the sleeping beast lie.
In turn, I don't torment hungover people but offer advice like
- Gatorade
- Water
- Coffee (when taken with the above)
- Chocolate (Dairy Milk bars are awesome for hangovers)
- Fruits (strawberries, oranges, grapefriuts)
- Warm Apple Juice does wonders for me
- Motrin IB
- 1/4 shot of rum (hair of the dog helps like you wouldn't believe)
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