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Old 10-15-2025, 08:09 AM   #26321
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Tall people don't live as long. You can laugh at us when we're all dead and you're banging our chicks.
That's true, never 6'5" geezers in the nursing home. But you lived a wealthier and hornier life though.
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Old 10-15-2025, 08:13 AM   #26322
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That's true, never 6'5" geezers in the nursing home. But you lived a wealthier and hornier life though.
Bro needs a hug

I'm 6'.

It is the perfect height.
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Bro needs a hug

I'm 6'.

It is the perfect height.
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Old 10-15-2025, 08:15 AM   #26326
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Old 10-15-2025, 10:45 AM   #26327
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Tall people don't live as long. You can laugh at us when we're all dead and you're banging our chicks.
Oh man thanks for that anxiety nugget I hadn’t even considered.
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Old 10-15-2025, 11:26 AM   #26328
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Tall people don't live as long. You can laugh at us when we're all dead and you're banging our chicks.
Ooh. A bunch of 75 year old chicks. Get me my viagra and get outta my way!!
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Not if you don't push back.
Hahaahahahah! Funny.

You are both getting banned!!
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Ooh. A bunch of 75 year old chicks. Get me my viagra and get outta my way!!
One of the best parts of getting older is that Women get more beautiful.
I can't wait to get turned on by some 75 year old ladies.
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Hahaahahahah! Funny.

You are both getting banned!!
he started it
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Old 10-15-2025, 12:02 PM   #26332
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Yeah, I'm jealous of guys that can just buy regular flight seats due to lack of height. They're made for like 6' max dudes. 6'2 and above is ****ed unless you get premium/exit row.
If that's one of your main struggles being tall then I suggest you take the small inconvenience and be happy about your overall good fortune. As a guy that has started out dating again, I have zero sympathy for tall guys. You don't even have to be handsome, interesting, or have a decent career and you are already a leg up on guys under 6' in the dating world.
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Old 10-15-2025, 12:48 PM   #26333
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he started it
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I actually feel kind of bad Cliff had to interrupt board game night to dig up those old videos to prove me wrong. I hope they didn't skip his turn.
Someone used a skip your turn card against him so jokes on you
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Old 10-15-2025, 01:37 PM   #26336
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Old 10-15-2025, 01:38 PM   #26337
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he started it
But man did you finish!
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Old 10-15-2025, 01:40 PM   #26338
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If that's one of your main struggles being tall then I suggest you take the small inconvenience and be happy about your overall good fortune. As a guy that has started out dating again, I have zero sympathy for tall guys. You don't even have to be handsome, interesting, or have a decent career and you are already a leg up on guys under 6' in the dating world.
Didn't you once get out of your car and someone was so intimidated by you the potential altercation was avoided?

Also, no offence, but you sound look a goober typing that all out. A little late school incel vibey
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Old 10-15-2025, 02:05 PM   #26340
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Tall people don't live as long. You can laugh at us when we're all dead and you're banging our chicks.

They’ll just find new tall dudes. No need to lower their standards.
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