Edmonton is No Good XII: "I Dunno.. it's Just Not Good."

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by dino7c

Yep, people think the 2 year extension gurantees he's staying when it pretty much gurantees he's leaving

If he wanted to be there long term he would have signed an Eichel deal. Nothing has really changed, the second they falter he is gone

I don't think anyone has said that, have they? Every Flames and Oilers fan that has commented on it has seemed to suggest it kicks the can down the road and they'll decide what to do as the coming seasons progress. I haven't heard a single Oiler fan suggest it guarantees he's staying, other than it guarantees he's staying longer than before he signed the deal.

[dino7c]

It doesnt gurantee anything...he can ask for a trade with a tradeable contract at the first sign of trouble

You picked my quote out but we were discussing a hypothetical where the Oilers are out of the race at the deadline

Also, E=NG

[Tkachukwagon]

https://twitter.com/user/status/1977227401731174491

[Southside]

Originally Posted by Tkachukwagon

https://twitter.com/user/status/1977227401731174491

Where have we seen that before? Oh, wait. Leon of course.

[sarge]

Originally Posted by Southside

Where have we seen that before? Oh, wait. Leon of course.

Ya, but the Deutschbagger much prefers employing the pitchfork method…

[dino7c]

McDavid grabs the stick and holds it there lol

[midniteowl]

Originally Posted by Tkachukwagon

https://twitter.com/user/status/1977227401731174491

If it's the other way around, McDiver doing to spearing, there wouldn't be a penalty called.

[Ironhorse]

Originally Posted by dino7c

McDavid grabs the stick and holds it there lol

I noticed that too. He grabs the stick to hold it between his legs as he goes down and then releases it again. The McPenaltyDraw special.

[memphusk]

Well we all know it's another trick because he has no balls.

[Redrum]

Damn, that takes some serious conditioning to grab the stick and skewer your own sack even further to slightly increase the chances of an already guaranteed call.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by memphusk

Well we all know it's another trick because he has no balls.

No balls. No D. No guts. No heart.

I'm surprised he didn't sneeze.

[Strange Brew]

Originally Posted by Redrum

Damn, that takes some serious conditioning to grab the stick and skewer your own sack even further to slightly increase the chances of an already guaranteed call.

Seriously. The "draw a penalty" reflex runs strong in 97.

[CaptainCrunch]

Must resist joke about McDavid holding a firm shaft against his testicles.

[McG]

Mavi agent has to explain the new contract and has 2 choices:

1) my client is an idiot and we all made less money. Or

2) my client took less money so that his team could use the gap to bring other players in.

Oilers response:

We signed existing players to retirement contracts. Oh and one player who didn’t want to play in Canada but had no option and took a 1 year deal.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by afc wimbledon

My guess is they get in by the skin of their teeth but don't make it out of the first round, at which point Mc David will ask for a trade

Depends when they run into LA in the playoffs.
Corey Perry can't lose in the finals if he doesn't get out of the divisional round.

It would actually be the best story I can think of.
Corey Perry bails on the Oilers and helps the Kings finally get over the hump of beating the Oilers int he playoffs, only to keep his 2nd place streak alive.

[jg13]

https://twitter.com/user/status/1978251549705896311

[Reggie Dunlop]

Nurse Wretched.

[cam_wmh]

Nurse and Skinner are my favourite Oilers

[CroFlames]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

No balls. No D. No guts. No heart.

And no goals.

Only had 26 goals last season.

[dino7c]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

And no goals.

Only had 26 goals last season.

but he is supposed to score 60 this year on the greatest contract of all time remember?