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Old 09-26-2025, 06:48 PM   #5461
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Is that the daughter?
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Old 09-26-2025, 09:26 PM   #5462
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The VFW in Garrison Minnesota has Bingo every weekend. Last weekend it was Vibrator Bingo - no misprint there. The prizes were, no word of a lie, sex toys. Anyhow a mother and daughter showed up for bingo wearing these sweaters. I damn near spit out my beer!

And the winner of the bad dragon is Gladys (Gladys proceeds to take 5 minutes to scoot her walker with the tennis balls on the feet up to the front where she brings home her football sized marital aid).
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Old 09-27-2025, 12:49 AM   #5463
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Nope. The hot momma
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I hate being cynical. Cynicism is the most worthless trait a person can have, and I hate that it's my default. My kids and wife are the opposite, and I love that about them.
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The VFW in Garrison Minnesota has Bingo every weekend. Last weekend it was Vibrator Bingo - no misprint there. The prizes were, no word of a lie, sex toys. Anyhow a mother and daughter showed up for bingo wearing these sweaters. I damn near spit out my beer!

Do you think she'd accept an average ####? Asking for a friend.
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