09-13-2025, 09:27 AM
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The People vs the Big Bread Cabal (Class action suit)
Have you purchased bread in the last 2 decades? You may be entitled to financial compensation. Follow this link to put in a claim for a part of the $500 million settlement.
https://www.canadianbreadsettlement.ca/
I was looking for a pun combining bread and the Illuminati, but nothing rose up.
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09-13-2025, 09:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14
Have you purchased bread in the last 2 decades? You may be entitled to financial compensation. Follow this link to put in a claim for a part of the $500 million settlement.
https://www.canadianbreadsettlement.ca/
I was looking for a pun combining bread and the Illuminati, but nothing rose up. |
Why have we not revolted like the French? 1 euro baguettes for all.
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09-13-2025, 10:01 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Victoria, BC
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500 million? That’s a lot of bread…
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09-13-2025, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Originally Posted by Drak
500 million? That’s a lot of bread…
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Not when you divide it by every Canadian who ever bought a loaf of bread in the last quarter century. It will be crumbs.
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09-13-2025, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary - Centre West
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Lol Big Bread Cabal. The people versus Texas Toast.
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Typical dumb take.
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09-13-2025, 11:38 AM
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Big Bread is the yeast of my problems
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09-13-2025, 11:41 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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We ought to pumper every nickel out of them!!
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09-13-2025, 11:49 AM
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Lol Big Bread Cabal. The people versus Texas Toast.
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Taken down by the Sourdough Sleuths.
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09-13-2025, 11:50 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Any way you slice it, the buyers just get crumbs.
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09-13-2025, 11:51 AM
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All I can get
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I shall eat cake instead once I receive my settlement claim.
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09-13-2025, 12:06 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Victoria, BC
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Some are gunna be sour if they don’t get any dough.
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09-13-2025, 12:49 PM
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Thanks for the link!
Signed and sent, if on one else bothers to fill out the form the entire $500,000,000 will be mine, all mine, every cent.
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09-13-2025, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Noticed that Quebec has their own website. Maybe there was some very specific bagel chicanery?
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09-13-2025, 04:12 PM
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There is dough in bread!
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09-13-2025, 04:46 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14
I was looking for a pun combining bread and the Illuminati, but nothing rose up.
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That's because you didn't trye hard enough. Get off your buns and quit loafing around.
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09-13-2025, 04:54 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by Drak
Some are gunna be sour if they don’t get any dough.
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No matter how you slice it, the dough you receive will be all you knead for life. Sorry I have a rye sense of humor 
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09-13-2025, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by memphusk
There is dough in bread!
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This is clearly a Conspiracy enacted by the Anti-Gluten to bring down the Ciabatta Cabal!
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09-13-2025, 05:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Cape Breton Island
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This is not an exaggeration. I really feel like the people involved with this at the highest levels, fixing the price of bread, ought to be in jail for the rest of your life, or, I think more appropriately, publicly executed
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09-13-2025, 05:18 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Victoria, BC
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Publicly executed? We even have fascism rising up in the bread aisle.
Last edited by Drak; 09-13-2025 at 05:22 PM.
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09-13-2025, 05:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
This is clearly a Conspiracy enacted by the Anti-Gluten to bring down the Ciabatta Cabal!
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Anti-Glutites?
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