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Old 07-24-2007, 06:56 PM   #41
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Like you're one to talk Mr Costco sized mustard buyer.

Let's not kid ourselves though. Have I ever left KD laying around? I think not. Ashtrays, beer bottles, lettuce....totally different story.
A man who would leave lettuce layin around is my kinda man.... How you doin?
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Old 07-24-2007, 08:47 PM   #42
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I'm doing it this summer. Living with three girls and my best friend (we're the only two guys). It's pretty fun, house smells nice, I cook nicer meals, you just gotta remember to be extremely considerate about everything. It's been great for me mostly because I've fallen head over heels in love with one of them.
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:24 PM   #44
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It's been great for me mostly because I've fallen head over heels in love with one of them.

Ah yes. You have to be careful with this one. If you end up sleeping with a roommate in a sexual manner without having a conversation about it first, you can go instantaneously from roommates to "Shackin' Up". There's no in between there. You're already living together, her stuff is already in your bathroom.
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You will have many zany hilarious misadventures when Mr. Roper comes to visit.

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Old 07-25-2007, 06:56 AM   #46
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My advice, develop a "sleepwalking" (those quotes are the hand in the air, BS type of finger quotes) problem where you walk into bedrooms when their changing or into bathrooms when they are showering.

Failing that, just make sure that you break the bathroom door. My roommate (and still best bud) did that so when whatever random girl/girlfriend we had over would go into the bathroom to have a shower and the door would not close. We also had an orange shower curtain, but you bet it was see through. Saw many a naked girl through that. If it was the girl you had over, no big deal, but it was cool (most of the time) to get to see your buddy's score.

Wow, I was a perv.
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Old 07-25-2007, 09:02 AM   #47
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Funny sharing the food story. Let a guy who "had nowhere to go" live with me for a month till he could find something. I knew I would regret it, but did it anyway. I used to be nice. Anyway he spent the first two weeks eating everything I had, and that guy could eat! Then he went shopping. When I got home from work he had partitioned the cupboards, and told me I was not to take his food.
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Old 07-25-2007, 09:16 AM   #48
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The one advantage of having girl roomates, is that the walk of shame isn't so harsh for that girl that you picked up at the bar the night before.
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Old 07-25-2007, 09:29 AM   #49
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Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too.

Come and dance on on our floor......
Take a step that is new.....
We've a loveable space that needs your face,
Three's company too.

You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you......
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Old 07-25-2007, 09:30 AM   #50
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:47 AM   #51
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I had two female roomates once. I hope you like assorted pieces of female underwear hanging from the shower curtain bar. And chick flicks. And last showers without any hot water. On the other hand, you'll eat a lot better than with male roomates. Of course, it doesn't take much to beat beer and Doritos health wise.
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:55 AM   #52
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A million years ago, I had two and then three female housemates once . . . .

Get ready for adventures with boyfriends.

One boyfriend of the low brow variety punched out the bathroom door, leaving a massive hole in it, when the lady wouldn't let him in the room during a fight. Nice. A menacing sort of chap.

Another of the ladies was dating a rock musician and the unannounced late night drunken parties spilling out of the bar into our place became pretty tedious.

Another of the ladies knocked on the door late one night, waking me from a sound snore, needing a shoulder to cry on because the guy who had taken her to dinner on a first date had insisted on sex as payment and was angry when she wouldn't deliver and were all men like that? Yada, yada, yada. Yeesh.

There's a lot of drama.

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Old 07-25-2007, 11:03 AM   #53
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See, that's why if you are choosing to live with female roommates, you should make sure they are boring spinsters like me. We're pretty low on the drama.
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Old 07-25-2007, 11:05 AM   #54
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There's a lot of drama.

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This is true. I shared a condo with two women at UWO and a house with 3 women and a gay man at UBC.

One girl's boyfriend moved in during the semester, along with his python, that needed to be fed live rabbits. One time the python was loose, and I don't like snakes.

Lots of cat fights, crushes, gossip, back-stabbing. They got me hooked on The Young and the Restless. You need your own TV if you want to watch sports.
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A million years ago, I had two and then three female housemates once . . . .

Get ready for adventures with boyfriends.

One boyfriend of the low brow variety punched out the bathroom door, leaving a massive hole in it, when the lady wouldn't let him in the room during a fight. Nice. A menacing sort of chap.

Another of the ladies was dating a rock musician and the unannounced late night drunken parties spilling out of the bar into our place became pretty tedious.

Another of the ladies knocked on the door late one night, waking me from a sound snore, needing a shoulder to cry on because the guy who had taken her to dinner on a first date had insisted on sex as payment and was angry when she wouldn't deliver and were all men like that? Yada, yada, yada. Yeesh.

There's a lot of drama.

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Ya, the boyfriends can be interesting. One of my female roommates had a psycho boyfriend who used to stake out our house to see if she was two-timing him. She wasn't ... he was just a jealous psycho. He was cheap security surveillance I guess if nothing else.
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:02 PM   #56
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haha, thanks for the replies everyone!
I already knew about the toilet seat, but I guess that is a point that can't be stressed enough.

I'm hoping one of my roommates doesnt try sleeping with me. As pointed out in one of my threads from a few days ago, girls can get pretty upset when they get rejected.

I might have to invest in a small lcd tv for my bedroom. My main and only tv that I have right now will be going into the living room. Anyone know of a good cheap one?

Bar fridge is also something I may need to invest in. Keeping gatorade and such in my room will probably be neccessary, as there will be no more hungover naked trips to the kitchen.

I am just responding to an ad for this place. I don't know any of them yet. All of the girls are students aswell, and they felt the need for a male in the place, so thats where I came in
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The one advantage of having girl roomates, is that the walk of shame isn't so harsh for that girl that you picked up at the bar the night before.
haha, like Jpold I laughed at this.

but then I got thinking, maybe you didnt mean it as it being one of my roommates. I however, am pretty sure you meant it as a joke.

Would an outsider girl prefer that I had all female roommates, or would it be an issue at all?
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I am just responding to an ad for this place. I don't know any of them yet. All of the girls are students aswell, and they felt the need for a male in the place, so thats where I came in

You should buy a lottery ticket. Because you, my friend, are the luckiest man alive.
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:08 PM   #59
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I am just responding to an ad for this place. I don't know any of them yet. All of the girls are students aswell, and they felt the need for a male in the place, so thats where I came in
Let me know if you find any more ads like that one. I'm not a student, but I could pose as one. Just call me "Landau Griffin."
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:15 PM   #60
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Would an outsider girl prefer that I had all female roommates, or would it be an issue at all?
Depends on the situation. If it's a fling, likely not. If it's a serious relationship, jealousy may develop. Expecially if the gf believes that the rommmates are hotter than she is or that one of them wants you.
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