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Old 01-21-2005, 06:27 AM   #1
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LONDON (Reuters) - The makers of the handy spray lubricant WD-40 proudly list 2,000 uses for their product, from unsticking rusty screws or squeaky bicycle chains to polishing frying pans.



But British police have found another -- keeping the public from snorting cocaine off toilet lids in bars.


Dont snort off a toilet seat!
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Old 01-21-2005, 10:01 AM   #2
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Wouldn't you get WD on your rear end when you sit down?
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Old 01-21-2005, 10:31 AM   #3
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Wouldn't you get WD on your rear end when you sit down?
You mean you actually DON'T HOVER? ARE YOU FREAKIN' CRAZY MAN?!
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Old 01-21-2005, 10:33 AM   #4
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Do it like the dude in American Pie, just spread out squares all over.
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Old 01-21-2005, 10:47 AM   #5
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I can't imagine snorting anything up my nose that's been on a night club toilet seat. I wouldn't even touch those things with my shoe. You know you should seek help when.......
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Old 01-21-2005, 10:51 AM   #6
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I can't imagine snorting anything up my nose that's been on a night club toilet seat. I wouldn't even touch those things with my shoe. You know you should seek help when.......
Have you ever seen most coke addicts, they really are not the people to care much about sanitary conditions. Hell they are putting a potentially deadly substance up their nose. I think that the lid is the top of the toilet/the ceramic thing.
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Old 01-21-2005, 11:10 AM   #7
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What happened to just using your Anatomical snuffbox? Weirdo's...
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Old 01-21-2005, 11:14 AM   #8
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I think it's more the toilet seat COVER (the top piece that prevents splashing when flushing) they're talking about here, rather than the actual seat you park your cheeks on.

Still nasty either way.
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:05 PM   #9
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I think it's more the toilet seat COVER (the top piece that prevents splashing when flushing) they're talking about here, rather than the actual seat you park your cheeks on.

Still nasty either way.
actually i think its the toilet seat tank cover, not the actual seat itself.
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:18 PM   #10
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Originally posted by Mean Mr. Mustard+Jan 21 2005, 11:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mean Mr. Mustard @ Jan 21 2005, 11:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Homer_J@Jan 21 2005, 10:47 AM
I can't imagine snorting anything up my nose that's been on a night club toilet seat. I wouldn't even touch those things with my shoe. You know you should seek help when.......
Have you ever seen most coke addicts, they really are not the people to care much about sanitary conditions. Hell they are putting a potentially deadly substance up their nose. [/b][/quote]
There's nothing "potentially deadly" about ingesting anything that's come into contact with a club toilet. It's certain death!

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I think that the lid is the top of the toilet/the ceramic thing.
I don't think it matters either way. In most club bathrooms it seems like anywhere in the stall is fair game for bodily functions.

Seriously though, I know a couple people from my home town who are hooked on coke. We were friends back in high school, but that stuff has really messed them up. They barely resemble their former selves, and nothing they'd do would really suprise me.
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