Random Thought Thread v2

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

As a father of two girls, I would love to meet the inventor of glitter in person. I would shake his hand, spit in his face, and then drive a stake into his heart while I watch the life drain from his cold dead eyes. Finally I would give his corpse the Fargo treatment through a wood chipper so his earthly remains could resemble his glorious invention

If you put some glitter in the wood chipper with his corpse it would look like red sparkles when it comes out the other side. I don’t think the body alone would do it.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

As a father of two girls, I would love to meet the inventor of glitter in person. I would shake his hand, spit in his face, and then drive a stake into his heart while I watch the life drain from his cold dead eyes. Finally I would give his corpse the Fargo treatment through a wood chipper so his earthly remains could resemble his glorious invention

I once sent my buddy in Ontario a Christmas card stuffed to the gills with the finest glitter in Michael's. He opened it in his car. Pretty sure he will never forgive me for that one.

[DownInFlames]

Next time you go down on your partner look up at them and say, "Mmmm, nature's candy". You'll thank me later.

[Minnie]

Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

As a father of two girls, I would love to meet the inventor of glitter in person. I would shake his hand, spit in his face, and then drive a stake into his heart while I watch the life drain from his cold dead eyes. Finally I would give his corpse the Fargo treatment through a wood chipper so his earthly remains could resemble his glorious invention

Glitter - the herpes of the craft world. It just never really goes away.

[CroFlames]

Every Christmas decoration my wife owns is coated in glitter. Basically, it takes a full year to get all the glitter off the home surfaces, and then it's December again and the cycle of evil starts again.

[TheIronMaiden]

Originally Posted by Minnie

Glitter - the herpes of the craft world. It just never really goes away.

Glitter really never goes away, it is a significant contributor to the global microplastic crisis

https://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...%20the%20world.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

Every Christmas decoration my wife owns is coated in glitter. Basically, it takes a full year to get all the glitter off the home surfaces, and then it's December again and the cycle of evil starts again.

Just another reason that Christmas sucks balls

[DoubleF]

I remember removing glitter from carpet using sticky packing tape. I couldn't shake a parallel idea like I was Brazilian waxing the carpet or something.

[peter12]

I love a world where parmesan and pecorino cheese exists side-by-side.

[Nyah]

Originally Posted by peter12

I love a world where parmesan and pecorino cheese exists side-by-side.

I use both to make carbonara, even though most recipes call for only pecorino. It's a match made in bastardizing-recipe heaven.

[WideReceiver]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Just another reason that Christmas sucks balls

Are you referring to the balls we hang on our tree?

I’ve never sucked on one; how do they taste?

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by WideReceiver

Are you referring to the balls we hang on our tree?

I’ve never sucked on one; how do they taste?

Depends on how recently their last shower was. Fresher is better!

I know things loosen up as you age but I wouldn’t go hanging them on a tree. Seems pretty uncomfortable and a little showy, tbh.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by WideReceiver

Are you referring to the balls we hang on our tree?

I’ve never sucked on one; how do they taste?

Keep trying

You will get better at this

[ResAlien]

Happy Earth, Wind & Fire day to those who celebrate.

Edit: am I off by a full month because I live in an authoritarian hellscape and time no longer has any meaning? You know it babe

[CroFlames]

Well at least you get the spirit of this thread. That was random AF.

[Locke]

WTF is this Captain Planet day voodoo nonsense?

[DownInFlames]

We're bringing it back, baby!

https://www.vulture.com/article/come...Id=google.com#

[DoubleF]

I think a CVK license plate is cooler than a CVC license plate for a Civic.

[WideReceiver]

Originally Posted by Swift

I almost started a new thread about dealing with your kids growing up into teens. I wrote a few paragraphs but then felt like I was oversharing or someone would be too judgey so scrapped it. It was cathartic writing it down though.

To boil it down though, do you guys miss when they were toddlers and pre-teens? I miss it so much.

For all you guys with younger kids now, savour it. Spend more time with them, say "yes" every time they ask to play. The cliche that "they grow so fast" is the truest cliche there is IMO.

I miss taking my kids places hand in hand, reading stories in bed, making up BS facts and winking at my wife so she doesn’t contradict me, wrestling in the family room, and endless questions about all sort of things. However, they’re now great adults and friends. The relationship changes but it’s still great. We’re as close now as ever.