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Barnes · 07-23-2007, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

Well, I'd wear scary zombie outfits and run toward the 4 year old every time he would come over and scare the crap out of him. Hopefully, that toughens him up for the apocalyptic zombie infested future.

I would pay to help with this idea.

CaptainCrunch · 07-23-2007, 10:13 AM

Its amazing what a few claymore mines around the perimeter of your backyard can do to discourage bullying.

Honestly you can register a complaint with Child Services, talk to your neighbours to see if this little **** is bullying everyone else.

His parents are repugnant people, and his old man is probably some goof who wishes that he was tough and wants to live through his kid.

I'd give the old man a daily wedgie followed by a liberal dose of swirly's in a public rest room.

Then to put a cherry on top, I'd drive down the street in a golfcart with him in a headlock while you play the Canadian National anthem bongo style on his head.

Or you can invite the family over for a dinner to hash things out, and then bury them in your basement.

Nufy · 07-23-2007, 10:17 AM

Super soaker full of purple dye...........

HOZ · 07-23-2007, 10:23 AM

Smith & Wesson are two fine people!

Your neighbours are dorks. Remove them from the gene pool!

chris lindberg · 07-23-2007, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ernie

A 2-year old shouldn't be out of the house unsupervised even if it is a fenced backyard.

Problem solved.

True, I have seen more than one toddler attacked by birds, My daughter was attacked by a seagull when she was three.

RougeUnderoos · 07-23-2007, 10:55 AM

I think scaring the little would be the best route. Next time he does it he should go out there and shout at him. That's not against the rules. It's pretty obvious that nobody has ever screamed at him so it would be pretty scary for a four year old to be hollered at by a strange adult.

Then he can explain to these dumb people that he's raising his children differently, and teaching them that beating people up has consequences.

lifer · 07-23-2007, 11:02 AM

water pistol, vinigar, neighbour kid's eyes...

GreenTeaFrapp · 07-23-2007, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by lifer

water pistol, vinigar, neighbour kid's eyes...

Don't take it out on the kid. He's only doing these things because he's got morons for parents. Instead - water pistol, vinegar, neighbour's eyes since they need toughening up.

Or you could just respond to the parents, when they claim they want to raise him to be tough, with, "So I take it I have your permission when your son gets out of line to take him to the woodshed along with my thick leather belt? Afterall, I'd only be toughening him up".

Flames_Gimp · 07-23-2007, 02:54 PM

I hope you do something, These parents make me sick....I was bullied from grade 1-9...

Muta · 07-23-2007, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

I hope you do something, These parents make me sick....I was bullied from grade 1-9...

Flames_Gimp, everytime I see your sig, I laugh... don't ever get rid of it!!

JiriHrdina · 07-23-2007, 03:04 PM

For some reason this thread reminds me of a thread from a few years ago where it was debated how many 5 year olds any one of us could take on in a fight, and various tactics that would be employed in such an altercation.

lifer · 07-23-2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

For some reason this thread reminds me of a thread from a few years ago where it was debated how many 5 year olds any one of us could take on in a fight, and various tactics that would be employed in such an altercation.

5 year old boys or girls? I don't know if i could take on more girls because they aren't as tough/violent, or boys because there isn't the stigma of hitting a girl.

I imagine I could probably do better against the girls, becasue lets be honest, if I'm fighting little kids, i'm not concerned about the social acceptablility of my actions.

KevanGuy · 07-23-2007, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

For some reason this thread reminds me of a thread from a few years ago where it was debated how many 5 year olds any one of us could take on in a fight, and various tactics that would be employed in such an altercation.

HA! I was just about to post the same thing!

Someone even practiced swinging a sack of potatoes in their backyard or something. The thread was absolutely hilarious.

JiriHrdina · 07-23-2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by KevanGuy

HA! I was just about to post the same thing!

Someone even practiced swinging a sack of potatoes in their backyard or something. The thread was absolutely hilarious.

I think that was Rouge. I tried to find the thread but haven't had any luck. Definately HOF worthy.

Lucky boy · 07-23-2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lifer

I imagine I could probably do better against the girls, becasue lets be honest, if I'm fighting little kids, i'm not concerned about the social acceptablility of my actions.

I would do better against boys for sure. Bonafied weak spot when it comes to all boys.

Hope things work out for your nephew DA

KevanGuy · 07-23-2007, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

I think that was Rouge. I tried to find the thread but haven't had any luck. Definately HOF worthy.

Here it is!

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...ht=5+year+olds

Sylvanfan · 07-23-2007, 03:20 PM

LOL, funny memories re: the 5 year old thread.

If you know the names of the parents of the offending children an annonymous call to Revenue Canada suggesting a full audit for the last 7 years because you know they have admitted to cheating on their taxes may be in order.

Dion · 07-23-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

I hope you do something, These parents make me sick....I was bullied from grade 1-9...

You too?

I agree about the parents.

Chances are when that kid gets older he will pick on the worng kid and end up getting a major tune up. At least that's what i gave the kid who bullied me in grade 9. I asked him if he was thirsty for me, he said yes, and down he went AGAIN!

Dion · 07-23-2007, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sylvanfan

LOL, funny memories re: the 5 year old thread.

If you know the names of the parents of the offending children an annonymous call to Revenue Canada suggesting a full audit for the last 7 years because you know they have admitted to cheating on their taxes may be in order.

An anonymous call to social services would do the trick too.

JiriHrdina · 07-23-2007, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KevanGuy

Here it is!

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...ht=5+year+olds

Oh man that's gold.

Here's Rouge's post:

I practiced in the yard with a 40 pound bag of cement mix and believe me, it's tough. Can't do it for more than a minute or two before you are completely exhausted. That is probably when they would strike hardest and take you down without too much trouble.

Funny thing -- the neighbour lady asked me what I was doing out there and I said "practicing for a fight with some 5-year-olds" and she gave me quite a look.