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Old 07-21-2007, 10:56 AM   #21
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Rhett Warrener's wife... What? He cooks!
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Old 07-21-2007, 10:58 AM   #22
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Miikka during a day he is playing in net, would just love to know what is going on in his head while he is lifting up his mask and spitting out some water.
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:01 AM   #23
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The only reason I would think I'd want to be someone else would be to understand what it's like to be them, their thought process, understand what it's like to walk a mile in their shoes.

That said could you really do that if your thoughts controlled their body?

I really don't know who if anyone I would want to be?
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:02 AM   #24
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Old 07-21-2007, 12:37 PM   #25
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I'd like to be myself for a change.
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Old 07-21-2007, 03:16 PM   #26
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Old 07-21-2007, 04:36 PM   #27
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Better yet, Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick... it'd be like being Superman,but dangerous on a nuclear level.

David Beckham for a day would be cool.
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:58 PM   #28
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good one, he is freaking hot
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Old 07-22-2007, 02:17 AM   #29
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I wouldn't mind being someone like Tiger Woods on the sunday of a major. Winning it all with a 30 foot putt. Or maybe a star goaltender winning a cup in a fishbowl a la Pat Roy circa 1993. Or Messier delivering on his promise in 1994...

But I'd probably have to go with a scientist with such deep intellect as Stephen Hawking or something.

Ah, screw it. I wanna be Captain Picard.
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Old 07-22-2007, 09:55 AM   #30
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I'd be my best friend, then I'd get to hang around with me for the day....that'd be awesome!
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Old 07-22-2007, 12:17 PM   #31
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Ah, screw it. I wanna be Captain Picard.
Ok well, if we're gonna get Sci-Fi here...

Venom or Ghost Rider would be cool... hell, even Juggernaut
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Old 07-22-2007, 01:25 PM   #33
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Andy Dick, so I could be the piss out of myself.
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Old 07-22-2007, 04:13 PM   #34
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Andy Dick, so I could be the piss out of myself.
Jon Lovitz already beat you to it!

I've given this long and in depth thought. If I could be someone else for a day I'd be a hot girl with a nice rack. I'd just sit in front of the mirror all day and play with my... ummmm... "chest". Oh and I'd probably say "hehehe, squishy", then repeat over and over for the 24 hour period .
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Really? I think that would be too much pressure...

However I wouldn't mind being a hockey god and making sure the Flames win 10 in a row
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Old 07-22-2007, 07:18 PM   #36
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Whoever is banging Cheryl Crow.

^ROTFL!!! Good one, I dunno who I'd wanna be perhaps Mick McGeough so I could actually ref a decent game for him lol j/j

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Old 07-22-2007, 07:24 PM   #37
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I would like to be Daryl Katz so I could spend the day making enough bad financial decisions so that I couldn't afford to buy the Oilers.

Maybe Roberto Luongo...I could do some permenant damage to my knee.

those ones are sort of jokes, but here are the ones I would choose from seriously:

1. Kipper, at a home playoff game in the dome. I think that would be the most amazing feeling in the world.

2. Whoever plays goal for team Canada in the Vancouver Olympics. (if they make the finals, that's the day that I would want to be him). Unfortunately this likely means I'd be Luongo.

3. Jarome Iginla, the day his jersey is lifted to the rafters in the Saddledome or wherever the Flames are playing by then.

4. Ryan Smyth playing in Edmonton for the first time on Colorado (only if they boo him, if they cheer him, I'd like to be Pronger going to Edmonton after winning the cup with the Ducks). Having 18000 people really going after you for a couple hours would be cool.

I think I'd pick the first one though. Kipper in a playoff game would be unreal. I can't even imagine how he felt in game 6 at the Dome against Tampa...before or after the game.
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Old 07-22-2007, 10:52 PM   #38
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Maritime you pre empted me. I was going to say "Petra Nemcova" and I'd just look in the mirror, maybe give myself a breast exam.

But more seriously, I would be the second coming of Hargreaves and star for Canada at the World Cup; scoring 3 times in a thrilling come from behind win over Brazil.

Or Regehr game 7 Stanley Cup final versus Leafs. I/Regehr would lay out Tucker at center ice (see Downey) then go in and score.

Nah I'll just go with the model.
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Old 07-23-2007, 07:32 AM   #39
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Sadly, you'd probably be better at it than I am.

"I'd like to be myself for a change." - Buff

The most profound comment in the thread.

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