07-11-2025, 11:44 AM
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#5001
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Originally Posted by puffnstuff
Wanker
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Wankah!
This makes me want to rewatch The Gentleman. 
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07-14-2025, 04:01 PM
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#5002
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First Line Centre
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You mean like Yosemite Sam’s whole swearing vernacular?
Consarn it!
Dag-blasted varmint
Dadburn son of a mule
Great horny toads
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07-17-2025, 02:53 PM
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#5003
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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I am not saying that the Jollibee mascots have engaged in the perpetration of some mass killings, but you cant convince me those bastards havent murdered a few people.
Maybe not a ton of people, but definitely not 'no' people. 
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07-18-2025, 02:01 PM
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#5004
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sr. Mints
I joined the Alberta Paddleboard Facebook group for SUP tips, spots to explore, etc., and stayed for the softcore flirting and watching people paddle into each other’s DMs.
It’s a low-key meat market, which makes sense given how terrible dating apps have become.
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Run events are hookup central too.
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07-18-2025, 02:04 PM
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#5005
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazam
Run events are hookup central too.
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Nah, that's how you get yourself into a pursuer-distancer relationship quickly.
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07-20-2025, 05:03 PM
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#5006
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Was cleaning out the fridge and there, on its side behind a bottle of vinegar, was a beer! Woohoo.
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07-21-2025, 04:27 PM
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#5007
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
Was cleaning out the fridge and there, on its side behind a bottle of vinegar, was a beer! Woohoo.
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Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler, "Hi-de-ho!"
Burns your tummy, don't ya know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug 
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07-21-2025, 05:43 PM
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#5008
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
Was cleaning out the fridge and there, on its side behind a bottle of vinegar, was a beer! Woohoo.
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Hold on…you keep vinegar in the fridge?
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07-21-2025, 06:37 PM
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#5009
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electric boogaloo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
Hold on…you keep vinegar in the fridge?
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You don’t want to know where I keep it?
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07-21-2025, 06:50 PM
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#5010
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
Hold on…you keep vinegar in the fridge?
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Yeah, that’s odd. It’s literally a primary ingredient used in preventing unrefrigerated food from going bad.
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07-21-2025, 07:03 PM
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#5011
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze2
You don’t want to know where I keep it?
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A phallic-shaped squeeze bottle?
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07-21-2025, 07:42 PM
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#5012
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Lol. I keep the ACV in the fridge because it’s just easier. I do drink it sometimes, and marinate tempeh in it, in which case that whole mixture goes into the fridge anyway.
I’ve got 4 or 5 other kinds of vinegar in the cupboard and probably 6 different kinds of oil. The fancy looking bottles end up on the wine rack. My kitchen is little.
And no, none of the oil is massage lube you filthy pervs.
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07-21-2025, 07:44 PM
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#5013
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Cape Breton Island
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gambling should be illegal. and people who accept bets, who try and run their own games, should have their hands cut off.
no green text. its a scourge.
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07-21-2025, 07:51 PM
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#5014
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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You lose some money in someone's basement last night?
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07-21-2025, 07:53 PM
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#5015
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: On your last nerve...:D
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
You lose some money in someone's basement last night?
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Chicken on the Way...
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07-21-2025, 07:56 PM
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#5016
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnie
Chicken on the Way...
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Only if you're doing it wrong! Otherwise that is money well spent!
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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07-21-2025, 07:59 PM
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#5017
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnie
Chicken on the Way...
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Are we taking bets on this? I think it’s the donair equivalent of the Chicken on the Way basement where they are out east.
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07-21-2025, 08:12 PM
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#5018
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius
Are we taking bets on this? I think it’s the donair equivalent of the Chicken on the Way basement where they are out east.
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Not gonna lie...I'd go to an underground fight club for a donair.
I've done worse for less.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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07-21-2025, 08:47 PM
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#5019
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
Lol. I keep the ACV in the fridge because it’s just easier. I do drink it sometimes, and marinate tempeh in it, in which case that whole mixture goes into the fridge anyway.
I’ve got 4 or 5 other kinds of vinegar in the cupboard and probably 6 different kinds of oil. The fancy looking bottles end up on the wine rack. My kitchen is little.
And no, none of the oil is massage lube you filthy pervs.
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All oil is sexy oil to a filthy perv.
Knew a guy who got the nickname "olive oil" because he grabbed the first bottle he could get his hands on darting from the bedroom to kitchen. Yes, he was a filthy perv.
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07-22-2025, 09:27 AM
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#5020
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzz
All oil is sexy oil to a filthy perv.
Knew a guy who got the nickname "olive oil" because he grabbed the first bottle he could get his hands on darting from the bedroom to kitchen. Yes, he was a filthy perv.
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