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Old 06-20-2024, 12:28 PM   #321
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I'm not overly worried about the Children of Louisiana becoming future leaders of the nation.
They're still the first people I call when my fan-powered swamp boat is running rough.
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Old 06-20-2024, 12:30 PM   #322
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They're still the first people I call when my fan-powered swamp boat is running rough.
I know who to call when theres a Gator in my pool.

And the thing is...without Abortion laws theres lots of them and they become expendable!
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I know who to call when theres a Gator in my pool.

And the thing is...without Abortion laws theres lots of them and they become expendable!
That's a good point. Eaten by gators. Mulched by swamp boat fans. Doesn't matter...plenty more Skeeters behind them.
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Old 06-20-2024, 12:34 PM   #324
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That's a good point. Eaten by gators. Mulched by swamp boat fans. Doesn't matter...plenty more Skeeters behind them.
Thats going to be the next major Battle in the Supreme Court.

"You are being convicted of Murder!!"

- "Well...he was from Louisiana so...does that even really count?"

"Fair point."
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Old 06-20-2024, 12:40 PM   #325
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Thats going to be the next major Battle in the Supreme Court.

"You are being convicted of Murder!!"

- "Well...he was from Louisiana so...does that even really count?"

"Fair point."
No one in Louisiana can really count.
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Old 06-20-2024, 12:44 PM   #326
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No one in Louisiana can really count.
Thats called 'An American Education.'
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Old 06-24-2024, 11:36 AM   #327
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In a day and age where so many people are serious about the lives of some populations not mattering, I think the latest turn in this thread is in really bad taste.
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That reminds me, do you know what Pepsi called their campaign to save the Louisiana swamps?


Gator-aid.
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Look who's back. It's thrice-divorced Kim Davis continuing to uphold the sanctity of marriage.

https://www.advocate.com/news/kim-da...ty#toggle-gdpr
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Look who's back. It's thrice-divorced Kim Davis continuing to uphold the sanctity of marriage.

https://www.advocate.com/news/kim-da...ty#toggle-gdpr
She sees SCOTUS overturning precedents a lot older than Obergfell. Up she rises.
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Old 03-25-2025, 11:18 AM   #331
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A newly introduced bill in Texas would require online sellers to show a photo ID before buying a dildo.
First, they came for the dildos, and I said nothing...


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SB 3003, introduced by Senator Angela Paxton (wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton), would criminally charge online retailers for selling “an obscene device” without verifying the buyers’ age. Sellers would have to require customers to submit their government-issued photographic identification, or use “third-party age verification services that use public records or other reliable sources to verify the purchaser's identity and age,” the bill says. Owning a credit card, which already requires the holder to be over 18 years of age, would not be enough.
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Do you have to be good looking to buy a dildo or can homely people purchase?
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Old 03-25-2025, 11:56 AM   #333
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Man...first its the Christofascists, then its Trump, seems like everyone is after a sweet slice of Canadiana.
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God Bless America certain American candidates

Pastors who endorse political candidates shouldn't lose tax-exempt status, IRS says in filing | AP News https://share.google/ENKAY9DtfAoxyX5mJ
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That should be “churches,” not pastors, who are not tax exempt. I have no idea about so-called pastors of those mega churches, just the regular ones who serve at regular churches.
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