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Old 07-19-2007, 09:49 AM   #1
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Somehow, I just found the attitude of the lady at the waste hauling company flat out funny and thought I would share:

"Goodfellas" actor Paul Sorvino and his playwright daughter, Amanda, are up to their necks in deep doo-doo, now that a waste-hauling company has dumped a messy mountain of horse manure in the driveway of their Pennsylvania farm after they refused to pay their bill.

The entrance to the Sorvinos' picturesque, 56-acre estate in rural Gilbert is blocked by 60 cubic yards of fly-covered, foul-smelling animal waste.


"I'm just amazed at this. I think this is a really scary, criminal act," Amanda, the kid sister of Oscar-winning actress Mira Sorvino, fumed to the Pocono Record.
But Tina Daly, office manager of JBD Waste Hauling, told Page Six: "They screwed up. They didn't pay us, so I brought their horse[bleep] back to them."

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07192007...ix/pagesix.htm

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Old 07-19-2007, 09:53 AM   #2
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This is another funny quote:
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"She said, 'I want you to talk to my father right now,' like he scares me. Her father is a wannabe gangster, he's not a real gangster."
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Old 07-19-2007, 09:53 AM   #3
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Are we sure one of Sorvino's neighbours didn't miss a field goal?
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:19 AM   #4
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Over $400? They must be hurting. Time for another gangster movie...
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