07-18-2007, 04:09 PM
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#541
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 30 minutes from the Red Mile
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Originally Posted by The President
I hope it's me who get the 1,000,000th post
I hope! 
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P-A-R-T-Y @ dA PrEzIdEnTiaL PaLaCe!  
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07-18-2007, 04:42 PM
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#542
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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As tasty as a truckload of rats 
BEIJING (Reuters) - Live rats are being trucked from central China, suffering a plague of a reported 2 billion rodents displaced by a flooded lake, to the south to end up in restaurant dishes, Chinese media reported.
"Recently there have been a lot of rats... Guangzhou people are rich and like to eat exotic things, so business is very good," it quoted a vendor as saying, referring to the capital of Guangdong province, where people are reputed to eat anything that moves.
http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id...loods_rats1_dc
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07-18-2007, 05:14 PM
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#543
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Originally Posted by Bobblehead
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(I want to know who studied that? If I were using my right foot to drink beer, I would probably fall to the right all the time, too!)
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Frank the Tank always loses his pants when intoxicated. Its been studied.
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07-18-2007, 05:57 PM
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#544
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Frank the Tank always loses his pants when intoxicated. Its been studied.
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And the Ontario government has put a ban on the public attending Frank's parties.
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07-18-2007, 07:12 PM
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#545
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Yes- That's Christopher Walken. Poor guy needs more cowbell!
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07-18-2007, 07:25 PM
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#546
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Retired
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from the Peklund site:
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07-18-2007, 07:55 PM
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#547
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Originally Posted by Alana Flames
Yes- That's Christopher Walken. Poor guy needs more cowbell!
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Wow, Christopher is gonna drag whoever took that fake picture of him out behind the shed and....well you know......and you Alana Flames...take cover from tha man...C.W. has your number.
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07-19-2007, 07:18 AM
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#548
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Airdrie
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Originally Posted by CaramonLS
from the Peklund site:
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Now that guy would be a great human sheild...
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07-19-2007, 09:03 AM
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#549
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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Originally Posted by halibut
Now that guy would be a great human sheild... |
I'm sorry, I don't listen to Hip Hop.
/South Park: The Movie reference... 
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07-19-2007, 09:57 AM
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#550
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Prottotype
I'm sorry, I don't listen to Hip Hop.
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I take it then, that you've never heard of the Emancipation Proclamation. 
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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07-19-2007, 10:41 AM
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#551
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Had an idea!
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So...I heard...actually...never mind...
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07-19-2007, 10:44 AM
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#552
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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I didn't actually see the South Park movie. So I don't like all these references, you all can go sissor yourselves!
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07-19-2007, 10:53 AM
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#553
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout
I didn't actually see the South Park movie. So I don't like all these references, you all can go sissor yourselves!
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Well its too late now.
I find, that after seeing new South Park episodes, the old movie seems kind of tame. But man, at the time it was hilarious, its still pretty good.
Reg, are we there yet?
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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07-19-2007, 10:53 AM
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#554
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
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"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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07-19-2007, 03:06 PM
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#555
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Originally Posted by Flashpoint
Current countdown clock reading:
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Current countdown clock reading:
77 Days
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"Isles give up 3 picks for 5.5 mil of cap space.
Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
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07-19-2007, 05:26 PM
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#556
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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According to one of the (annoying, flashing, thank god I'm not epileptic) ads, I'm the 999,999 visitor to the site!!!!
We're closer than we thought!
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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07-19-2007, 06:39 PM
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#557
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
According to one of the (annoying, flashing, thank god I'm not epileptic) ads, I'm the 999,999 visitor to the site!!!!
We're closer than we thought!
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this is why Firefox + AdBlock is such a wonderful thing
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07-19-2007, 07:04 PM
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#558
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Had an idea!
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funny thing is...certain people still fall for that stupid ad.
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07-19-2007, 07:47 PM
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#559
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda
this is why Firefox + AdBlock is such a wonderful thing
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Yeah, so do I (with Filterset.G)
But I have CP whitelisted.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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07-20-2007, 08:06 AM
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#560
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Wherever the cooler is.
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is firefox really that good? i know i get virtually no pop-ups with explorer (actually i never get any)...but is it as safe as firefox? and could i transfer all of my favorites without actually having to type them in?
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