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Old 05-26-2025, 08:46 AM   #23801
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You guys could just eat foods that are high in fibre.
Shut the FCUK up
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Nah. Those unicorn 1% of population who have perfect well balanced diets can do that, those here on planet earth know that will never happen for ourselves. Thank god my wife was a food nazi to our kids and raised them to eat healthy stuff. They like vegetable over meat for some reason.
You wife doesn't like the meat?

Your mum certainly did
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Old 05-26-2025, 09:37 AM   #23803
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Even if you eat this mythical diet you're proposing some psyllium fibre before bed will make your morning poop so quick afterwards you'll look at the bowl in wonder.
There’s not even that much fibre in metamucil. 1/2 a cup of raspberries offers more. The same amount of meta you’d put in a smoothie could be replaced by chia seeds, then you’re get 2x the fibre + protein and good fats.

I mean no offence my constipated brothers, but you’re just hyped on a pseudo-laxative supplement.
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Old 05-26-2025, 09:41 AM   #23804
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There’s not even that much fibre in metamucil. 1/2 a cup of raspberries offers more. The same amount of meta you’d put in a smoothie could be replaced by chia seeds, then you’re get 2x the fibre + protein and good fats.

I mean no offence my constipated brothers, but you’re just hyped on a pseudo-laxative supplement.
Because it isn’t as simple as just “fibre=results”.

If you haven’t had issues, good for you. It clearly, very clearly, works. I eat chia, hemp seeds, and oats every day and still need them. People have dietary restrictions. It’s also way cheaper to buy off brand psyllium husk than raspberries…
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I presume it's a different type of fibre. No matter, my smoothies also have chia seeds and raspberries. It's a fibre bomb bomb.
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Gas powered leaf blowers need to be banned rtfn.
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Gas powered leaf blowers need to be banned rtfn.
All leaf removal power tools are stupid as ####.
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All leaf removal power tools are stupid as ####.
Dafuq? I was a landscaper for a decade as a teen until I finished university. Blowers are one of three major tools you're going to use at every jobsite for landscape maintenance and spring/fall cleanups. They're amazing.
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Oh late to the party but starting this year, selling more than $2800 on ebay gets you reported to the CRA!

Kijiji is mostly dead. On my paid weekly ads i only get around 120 views when it used to be 250 to 300. Facebook is fine because most of my customers are 50+.

FB sucks and I would totally cancel my account if I didn't need it for the business side. I hit 4,500 followers last month.
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Dafuq? I was a landscaper for a decade as a teen until I finished university. Blowers are one of three major tools you're going to use at every jobsite for landscape maintenance and spring/fall cleanups. They're amazing.
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I presume it's a different type of fibre. No matter, my smoothies also have chia seeds and raspberries. It's a fibre bomb bomb.
The “secret” is soluble fibre, which blackberries and chia seeds and a bunch of other whole foods also have.

That’s how chia seed pudding works! Or why your smoothie gets thicker if it sits with all that psyllium and chia in it. It can’t be digested so it just soaks up water and becomes gel-like. Translated for CP: you’re making a psyllium husk #### pudding in your ass.

Like an supplement (metamucil) you should probably try to get it through whole foods first and only rely on it if your doctor recommends it, not on a whim just cause you want to poo.
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Insoluble fibre is the magic behind big fluffy poops that take no time getting out. It also helps suppress appetite and can help with insulin resistance and cholesterol.



Soluble fibre is great for health too and is in the fruits and veggies you pretend to love, but if we're just talking about having a smooth morning #### then there's nothing wrong with taking a supplement.
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The “secret” is soluble fibre, which blackberries and chia seeds and a bunch of other whole foods also have.

That’s how chia seed pudding works! Or why your smoothie gets thicker if it sits with all that psyllium and chia in it. It can’t be digested so it just soaks up water and becomes gel-like. Translated for CP: you’re making a psyllium husk #### pudding in your ass.

Like an supplement (metamucil) you should probably try to get it through whole foods first and only rely on it if your doctor recommends it, not on a whim just cause you want to poo.
The rum tempers that a bit.
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The rum tempers that a bit.
A lil boozy ass pudding.
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Old 05-26-2025, 03:01 PM   #23817
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Do you guys having the issue use the "dark mode" of CP? I do and was told by photon that it was because the resizing code is only in the light version, or something to that affect.

It's annoying, but after using the dark version, the light version is like staring into the sun.
I posted a fix for this a few years back. Maybe it slipped through the cracks.
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Dafuq? I was a landscaper for a decade as a teen until I finished university. Blowers are one of three major tools you're going to use at every jobsite for landscape maintenance and spring/fall cleanups. They're amazing.
Noisy and annoying. I don’t know how my Mom can stand it in Arizona every winter. ####ing leaf blowers every morning. From every direction. Maddening.
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Noisy and annoying. I don’t know how my Mom can stand it in Arizona every winter. ####ing leaf blowers every morning. From every direction. Maddening.
They're great for acting like you’re working while moving crap to new locations
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People putting items for free on their front lawn.

Tacky and ghetto as ####. Use the internet FFS or go donate it.
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