The Ongoing Super Mega Weather Thread v3

[LeftWing]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I still wish it was hotter

Oh oh, Fuzz is gonna need some new RegEx

NSFW!

/\bI\s+(\w*\W*\w*\W*)wish\s+it\s+was\s+hotter\b/gi

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by LeftWing

Oh oh, Fuzz is gonna need some new RegEx

NSFW!

/\bI\s+(\w*\W*\w*\W*)wish\s+it\s+was\s+hotter\b/gi

I considered that, but my lazy ass went with copying his new variant. We'll see how long lazy Fuzz wins for. But I guess since you did it for me..in it goes!

[Slava]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

I just slightly modified something I found on the internet, a simple text replacement script for Greasemokey(an addon that facilitates custom scripts on web pages).

Spoiler!

// ==UserScript==
// @name     UCB_FIX
// @version  1
// @grant    none

var replaceArry = [
    [/I wish it was hotter/g,    'I look good in a sun dress'],
    // etc.
];
var numTerms    = replaceArry.length;
var txtWalker   = document.createTreeWalker (
    document.body,
    NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT,
    {   acceptNode: function (node) {
            //-- Skip whitespace-only nodes
            if (node.nodeValue.trim() )
                return NodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT;

            return NodeFilter.FILTER_SKIP;
        }
    },
    false
);
var txtNode     = null;

while (txtNode  = txtWalker.nextNode () ) {
    var oldTxt  = txtNode.nodeValue;

    for (var J  = 0;  J < numTerms;  J++) {
        oldTxt  = oldTxt.replace (replaceArry[J][0], replaceArry[J][1]);
    }
    txtNode.nodeValue = oldTxt;
}
// ==/UserScript==

I could add anything in the top replacement section, like replacing "Danielle Smith" with "unqualified ghoul" or "Locke" with "Rick Bell".

If you replace Locke with Rick Bell, it’s just his real identity!

[DownInFlames]

WMI Radar is up for the season.

http://www.wmiradar.com/ahsp/index.p...comp&length=10

[Erick Estrada]

I wish it was hotter.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

I wish it was hotter.

[troutman]

You want hotter? 2024 was the world’s warmest year on record.

https://www.noaa.gov/news/2024-was-w...year-on-record

The planet’s 10 warmest years since 1850 have all occurred in the past decade.

https://www.ncei.noaa.gov/news/global-climate-202504

April 2025 was 2.20°F (1.22°C) above the 20th-century baseline. This is 0.13°F (0.07°C) below the record-warm April of 2024, thus ranking second in the 1850–2025 period.

[Knut]

The rain has been nice. Everything is turning green and lush. Tree's and plants are blooming and it has cleaned all the winter dust away. We could use another few weeks of this.

[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by troutman

You want hotter? 2024 was the world’s warmest year on record.

https://www.noaa.gov/news/2024-was-w...year-on-record

The planet’s 10 warmest years since 1850 have all occurred in the past decade.

https://www.ncei.noaa.gov/news/global-climate-202504

April 2025 was 2.20°F (1.22°C) above the 20th-century baseline. This is 0.13°F (0.07°C) below the record-warm April of 2024, thus ranking second in the 1850–2025 period.

Yes I want hotter as we are talking about Calgary not Arizona here. How's May shaping up? Kind of feels like it's going to be below average in a lot of parts of Canada.

[TheIronMaiden]

Originally Posted by Knut

The rain has been nice. Everything is turning green and lush. Tree's and plants are blooming and it has cleaned all the winter dust away. We could use another few weeks of this.

A little rain every week until July would be a much needed throw back.

Out by me all of the slews and ditches are still very dry, they would normally be full of water until June.

Our pasture grass was awful grim up until this week, we're hoping with a little heat things really start to grow.

[Nyah]

Forecasting 26 degrees for Monday! All next week looks great.

[CliffFletcher]

Originally Posted by Nyah

Forecasting 26 degrees for Monday! All next week looks great.

And we know what lots of rain followed by high temps means in this part of the world… mosquito time!

[cKy]

Originally Posted by DownInFlames

WMI Radar is up for the season.

http://www.wmiradar.com/ahsp/index.p...comp&length=10

I was looking for this site forever, thank you!

Anyone give me a quick ELI5 on what colors are bad? I recall purple being hail?

[Bigtime]

Originally Posted by cKy

I was looking for this site forever, thank you!

Anyone give me a quick ELI5 on what colors are bad? I recall purple being hail?

https://wmiradar.com/ahsp/titantutorial.pdf

[undercoverbrother]

I wish it was hotter

[powderjunkie]

Mild Take: I prefer 10C-20C over 20C-30C.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by powderjunkie

Mild Take: I prefer 10C-20C over 20C-30C.

Wild take. Me too. Unless I'm on holiday.

30C sitting poolside or oceanside with someone bringing me cool refreshing drinks while I can escape to my air conditioned room?

Great.

30C when I have to mow my lawn? No thank you.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by troutman

You want hotter? 2024 was the world’s warmest year on record.

https://www.noaa.gov/news/2024-was-w...year-on-record

The planet’s 10 warmest years since 1850 have all occurred in the past decade.

https://www.ncei.noaa.gov/news/global-climate-202504

April 2025 was 2.20°F (1.22°C) above the 20th-century baseline. This is 0.13°F (0.07°C) below the record-warm April of 2024, thus ranking second in the 1850–2025 period.

Yeah but UCB needs it hotter until all species die, he doesn't understand what is happening. He can't move to a warmer climate to not be miserable, He'd rather have a prairie, Canadian city roast, which means things are getting really bad for the planet, so he can walk outside without four layers like a total wuss, haha.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by Knut

The rain has been nice. Everything is turning green and lush. Tree's and plants are blooming and it has cleaned all the winter dust away. We could use another few weeks of this.

100%. I can't stand people like UCB that seemingly want the beauty of greenery and lack of forest fires without a single day that interrupts their ability to bake in the sun. Like how do they think things work, lol.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

A little rain every week until July would be a much needed throw back.

Out by me all of the slews and ditches are still very dry, they would normally be full of water until June.

Our pasture grass was awful grim up until this week, we're hoping with a little heat things really start to grow.

Yeah, I follow wetland issues closely and it's already dire this year in southern Alberta. We need some deluge type rains to get them ahead of the game for the usual hot, dry July/August. A lot of wetland animals rely on a good start to summer with a wet spring and they haven't gotten it yet