The Ongoing Super Mega Weather Thread v3

[WhiteTiger]

It's been raining lightly all day, but now it's moved up to some pea-sized hail in Whitehorn

[Sliver]

Well, we sure needed this moisture, so I'm not complaining. It's just been sooooo dry.

- my mom if she were alive

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Well, we sure needed this moisture, so I'm not complaining. It's just been sooooo dry.

- my mom if she were alive

Insert mom being dry jokes.

[Scrambler]

So..... How bout this rain?

[DownInFlames]

Loving it.

[Locke]

Loves me some rain. And its good rain. Its not a deluge its just good, solid downpour.

[Hemi-Cuda]

I flat out did not have a good time playing ball tonight. Weather was such a #### tease today, all rainbows and sunshine at 4, then a regular Vancouver evening by 6. Just drizzling to start, so no rain outs for the games, but then just steadily gets worse until you're standing out in the field hating life. I have never felt the need to buy a dedicated rain coat living in Calgary until today

[Erick Estrada]

Cool morning at 5:30 am walking the dog. The indicator of imminent May long weekend in Alberta.

[undercoverbrother]

I wish it was hotter

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I wish it was hotter

Inside voice, please.

[Fuzz]

This script is absolutely paying off for me, and only me. But sharing is caring.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

This script is absolutely paying off for me, and only me. But sharing is caring.

It's not wrong

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Inside voice, please.

what?

[Geraldsh]

Got the RV loaded and ready to roll last night. This morning there is 1/2 inch of rain in the gauge and still coming down.
Love this kind of camping; I can drive to the site, park, level up, and make lunch without leaving the comfy indoors.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Geraldsh

Got the RV loaded and ready to roll last night. This morning there is 1/2 inch of rain in the gauge and still coming down.
Love this kind of camping; I can drive to the site, park, level up, and make lunch without leaving the comfy indoors.

Yeah, I'm ready to rock, too. De-winterized and got all ready on Saturday while it was nice out. Did the beer run last night and it's in the fridge chilling right now. Can't wait for this weekend. Sleeping in your cozy trailer while it's raining and cold outside rules. ahhhhhh

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

This script is absolutely paying off for me, and only me. But sharing is caring.

I have no idea how to make? write? do? a script, but that sounds pretty cool.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Sliver

I have no idea how to make? write? do? a script, but that sounds pretty cool.

I just slightly modified something I found on the internet, a simple text replacement script for Greasemokey(an addon that facilitates custom scripts on web pages).

Spoiler!

// ==UserScript==
// @name     UCB_FIX
// @version  1
// @grant    none

var replaceArry = [
    [/I wish it was hotter/g,    'I look good in a sun dress'],
    // etc.
];
var numTerms    = replaceArry.length;
var txtWalker   = document.createTreeWalker (
    document.body,
    NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT,
    {   acceptNode: function (node) {
            //-- Skip whitespace-only nodes
            if (node.nodeValue.trim() )
                return NodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT;

            return NodeFilter.FILTER_SKIP;
        }
    },
    false
);
var txtNode     = null;

while (txtNode  = txtWalker.nextNode () ) {
    var oldTxt  = txtNode.nodeValue;

    for (var J  = 0;  J < numTerms;  J++) {
        oldTxt  = oldTxt.replace (replaceArry[J][0], replaceArry[J][1]);
    }
    txtNode.nodeValue = oldTxt;
}
// ==/UserScript==

I could add anything in the top replacement section, like replacing "Danielle Smith" with "unqualified ghoul" or "Locke" with "Rick Bell".

[Sliver]

That's sick. We should hack the Pentagon or something with your skillz.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Sliver

That's sick. We should hack the Pentagon or something with your skillz.

I think we'll need a few more years of Trump's destruction before their security drops to levels I could get anywhere, and a wrench is still generally more effective.





See, you could hack the Pentagon too!

[undercoverbrother]

I still wish it was hotter