Ooof....that Washington player took a shot right up 'Main Street' and, somewhat hilariously, while on all fours over the on-ice 'Chipotle' ad.
I mean...these jokes write themselves, its almost cheating.
"Wanna know what your ass feels like after Chipotle? Ask that guy."
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
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The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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