Random Thought Thread v2

[Wormius]

I often wear socks with Birkenstocks, but ankle socks is just too much.

[Locke]

You can't outrun me in Birkenstocks!

[ken0042]

I think we may have come up with some events for a CP Olympics!

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Wormius

I often wear socks with Birkenstocks, but ankle socks is just too much.

What are you wearing mid shin white tube socks.....ridiculous.

[CroFlames]

Originally Posted by ken0042

I will also admit to being the old guy who still uses a belt holster for my phone. I have tried a few different ways of just using pockets, etc; but the holster still just works for me.

Good work not conforming.

Trying to think of the last time I saw that - I didn't think anyone did that anymore.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

Good work not conforming.

Trying to think of the last time I saw that - I didn't think anyone did that anymore.

Also keys on a chain and an airpod in the ear?

[Lubicon]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

What are you wearing mid shin white tube socks.....ridiculous.

Are there any other kind of socks?

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Currently in a waiting room. There's a dude with a leather phone holster on his belt. Very visible with his tucked in shirt. Don't be dork, guy.

Did you offer him a fake cigarette to help compensate?

[Dion]

Originally Posted by ken0042

I will also admit to being the old guy who still uses a belt holster for my phone. I have tried a few different ways of just using pockets, etc; but the holster still just works for me.

My brother does the same thing and has encouraged me to do the same. My response has always been thanks but no thanks.

[5abi]

Edit noarda

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by 5abi

Edit noarda

Well, now I am intrigued...

[Sr. Mints]

I joined the Alberta Paddleboard Facebook group for SUP tips, spots to explore, etc., and stayed for the softcore flirting and watching people paddle into each other’s DMs.

It’s a low-key meat market, which makes sense given how terrible dating apps have become.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by Sr. Mints

I joined the Alberta Paddleboard Facebook group for SUP tips, spots to explore, etc., and stayed for the softcore flirting and watching people paddle into each other’s DMs.

It’s a low-key meat market, which makes sense given how terrible dating apps have become.

Joined.

I don’t paddle board.

[SportsJunky]

Speaking of meat markets, if I was single I'd do all my grocery shopping at Safeway in Marda Loop. I go there sometimes to take my mother for groceries. Dayum. Lots of nice ladies driving expensive cars and dressed sharply. They are too old for the Scorp but probably right in the wheelhouse of many that post here.

[fotze2]

The American Werewolf in London howl has to be influenced by howler monkeys. What an insanely creepy and unsettling sound.

[topfiverecords]

If you set the time on the microwave the power will go out soon after.

[fotze2]

I’m
Thinking of some old timey swear substitutes that border on the ludicrous as a subtle point.

Already working horsepucky, dagnabbit, cheese and rice instead of Jesus Christ. What are some other good ones.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I’m
Thinking of some old timey swear substitutes that border on the ludicrous as a subtle point.

Already working horsepucky, dagnabbit, cheese and rice instead of Jesus Christ. What are some other good ones.

Mother, Father!

TBH, British expressions or swears seem to fly under the radar here. There's some good ones that feel good to say whilst not evoking the unnecessary disdain.

Don't use it if you work closely with those who are British or go to a British speaking area though.

[CroFlames]

The c word still cuts deep, as far as British slang goes.

[puffnstuff]

Wanker