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Old 04-10-2025, 02:24 PM   #4941
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$2.50 to Spence Diamonds.
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Old 04-10-2025, 02:33 PM   #4942
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You get me 🥹
"What can I get for this?"

- "Uhh...we'll let you gut punch the 'Wahoo' guy?"

"Sold sir! Sold."
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Oh wow, that's the bargain of the year! I'd like to sign up for an annual subscription to that. It's the gift that keeps on giving..
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Oh wow, that's the bargain of the year! I'd like to sign up for an annual subscription to that. It's the gift that keeps on giving..
Yeah...if they offered that they could probably stop selling diamonds.
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Update on this: went deeper into my pile o' gift cards looking for a Tim Horton's one I rememer getting. I just noticed it's for $100, lol. A $100 GC for Timmy's may even be wilder than a $10 one for Best Buy. I've got some interesting people in my life..
When I delivered mail I got a $100 gift card for Dunkin Donuts from one of my customers every year.

They must’ve seen the daily iced tea in my cup holder.
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"What can I get for this?"

- "Uhh...we'll let you gut punch the 'Wahoo' guy?"

"Sold sir! Sold."
If it ever came to it, they could avoid bankruptcy by auctioning off just this thing.
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Old 04-12-2025, 07:43 AM   #4947
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So glad I’m back to work to shield my junior guys from my monster boss. Had to ask my project manager out in the field if he could push off his oncologist appointment. Or so I told my boss. Wish I died on the table.
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Old 04-12-2025, 04:44 PM   #4948
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So glad I’m back to work to shield my junior guys from my monster boss. Had to ask my project manager out in the field if he could push off his oncologist appointment. Or so I told my boss. Wish I died on the table.
Listen, you need to schedule all days off for spring breakup. If he makes an exception for the guy who has cancer everyone will want an exception.
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Old 04-19-2025, 05:31 PM   #4949
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Its interesting. On the $20 bill the Queen looks incredibly disappointed.

"Really? You're going to spend me on that?"

It is off-putting.
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So glad I’m back to work to shield my junior guys from my monster boss. Had to ask my project manager out in the field if he could push off his oncologist appointment. Or so I told my boss. Wish I died on the table.
It’s an oncologist appointment not an off-call-ogist appointment. Sounds like a vacation day to me.
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I had some fruit filled hot cross bun today and I liked it what the hell is wrong with me.
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It’s an oncologist appointment not an off-call-ogist appointment. Sounds like a vacation day to me.
You would make someone take a vacation day to see the oncologist? I hope I am missing some joke you were trying to make.

Bosses like this are pathetic. Particularly when they f off to do this stuff all the time.
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Be informed you’re now one of those old people that likes fruitcake too.
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You would make someone take a vacation day to see the oncologist? I hope I am missing some joke you were trying to make.

Bosses like this are pathetic. Particularly when they f off to do this stuff all the time.
Of course I’m not serious, didn’t think it needed the /s. Anything medically related I’ll find a way to bury that time for myself or coworkers.

Hell I went home one day because I had to hit 2 gas station bathrooms on the way to the office. No part of the work we do is worth sh***ing your pants for.
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Of course I’m not serious, didn’t think it needed the /s. Anything medically related I’ll find a way to bury that time for myself or coworkers.

Hell I went home one day because I had to hit 2 gas station bathrooms on the way to the office. No part of the work we do is worth sh***ing your pants for.
Good. At my place of business my employee was home sick. The ###### canoe I work with said she would have called them and told them to get into the office. Obviously, #### that.

My sarcasm detector has been knocked off-kilter working in this ####hole.
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I was watching Mobland the other day, as one does, and noticed that one of the Executive Producers is named 'Jez Butterworth' which is just an objectively cool name for anyone.
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I was watching Mobland the other day, as one does, and noticed that one of the Executive Producers is named 'Jez Butterworth' which is just an objectively cool name for anyone.
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