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Old 07-07-2007, 07:44 PM   #21
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When I was 13 I blew up a garbage can full of water by tossing elemental sodium in an open sandwich bag into it from 30 feet away. Everyone always wondered how the giant divot on the soccer field got there.
where on earth do you get elemental sodium at the age of 13?
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:46 PM   #22
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where on earth do you get elemental sodium at the age of 13?
Macgyver was in town and he made it from packs of salt at McDonalds, a drinking straw, earwax, and pocket lint.
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ah, that'd have been my first guess...except that i think he needed a paper clip perform any chemical reactions
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Old 07-07-2007, 09:18 PM   #24
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ah, that'd have been my first guess...except that i think he needed a paper clip perform any chemical reactions
He probably made a paper clip by slowly rolling the rim of those aluminum foil ashtrays you used to get at McDonald's years ago. Anybody remember those? And those cool plastic coffee stirrers that were like little spoons on a stick with the McDonald's text embossed in the middle and a giant M on the top?
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I was trying to get laid. Never did, so I'm not sure if it counts.
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I "accidentally" locked my little brother up in the garden shed, and then pretended to not know anything on the whereabouts of the key whilst being interrogated...
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Old 07-08-2007, 12:57 AM   #27
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where on earth do you get elemental sodium at the age of 13?
The chemistry storage room at my junior high school. I guess one could argue that taking it while helping my science teacher clean up was a worse offense...
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