07-07-2007, 02:58 AM
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I put my windbreaker over a large transformer (skyfire), put it on my head and walked out. I swear the box came up to my waist at the time. To this day I can't believe no one stopped me or said anything.
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07-07-2007, 02:58 AM
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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Hookers and blow.
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07-07-2007, 03:03 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbob
I put my windbreaker over a large transformer (skyfire), put it on my head and walked out. I swear the box came up to my waist at the time. To this day I can't believe no one stopped me or said anything.
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"Thank-you for setting me free child"
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07-07-2007, 03:04 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by OILFAN #81
Hookers and blow.
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And we have a winner!!!
Proving once again, he truly is from Edmonton!
Sorry OILFAN, it had to be said.
Locke.
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07-07-2007, 03:10 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

"Thank-you for setting me free child"
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Yeah thats the one. Good times. Great toy, doubled as a Robotech mech.
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07-07-2007, 09:03 AM
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One of the Nine
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Playing with matches in Fish Creek Park.......... Good thing I had my bike with me.
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07-07-2007, 09:09 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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My brother and I were interested in combustibles so we took everything that said it was combustible from my fathers garage (It was a three car that had so much stuff in it that you couldn't actually park in it,) and we went to the breezeway where there was nothing around, and we lit it all on fire. Most of the stuff didn't burn very well. It was rather disappointing.
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07-07-2007, 10:21 AM
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Retired
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Matches for me too, in a tree house no less, trying to make a torch.
Of course my dad caught me and my friend before we were able to light anything on fire.
I think 11 is the pyro age.
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07-07-2007, 10:21 AM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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I don't remember anything I did when I was 11, let alone the worst thing.
I was a good kid, worst thing was probably letting go of a weak goal while playing hockey and being upset that I ruined my shutout, haha
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07-07-2007, 10:37 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbob
Yeah thats the one. Good times. Great toy, doubled as a Robotech mech.
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Hey, I stole a transformer too... actually it was a go-bot now that I think of it. I stole it out of a classmate's desk, but was so overcome with guilt that I dropped it in the playground and was very relieved when it was returned to its rightful owner.
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07-07-2007, 11:25 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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My friends and I stole packs of hockey stickers from the local Mac's store. The method was rather comical. One day one of my friends was in the Mac's and a kid bumped into him and stuffed a couple packs into my friend's pocket and said "Take these, they know I've pocketed something, they won't watch you."... Very nervously my friend just up and left the store. Nobody paid any attention to him because the staff was watching to see the other kid steal.
So, a couple of days later 3 of us went to the Mac's to try the same thing. While I was standing in line to buy my two friends walked past me and they each slipped a couple of packs of stickers in my back pockets. I was as nervous as heck but apparently even at the age of 11 I had a good poker face and I left the store without any incident.
I got on my bike (ready for a quick takeoff) and watched my two friends in the store. One of my friends wasn't well prepared as he wore tight jeans (back then tight jeans were the standard). So he is standing in an awkward looking position while my other friend is having a hard time slipping the cards into our friend's pocket. I think it must've taken about 1 minute to get the cards into the pocket. There is no way the store clerks didn't notice them. They looked so lame in their attempts that I figure the clerk decided to have pity on them. We got away, but I felt guilt and that was the last time I ever participated in any such antics.
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07-07-2007, 11:31 AM
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
And we have a winner!!!
Proving once again, he truly is from Edmonton!
Sorry OILFAN, it had to be said.
Locke. 
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Actually i'm not from Edmonton, lol.
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07-07-2007, 12:08 PM
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#14
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Calgary, AB
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Set the neighbor's car on fire. It was quite a blaze.
I hid in my basement, hahahaha!
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07-07-2007, 12:17 PM
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#15
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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I killed a Drifter.
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07-07-2007, 01:00 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Kicked my teacher in the head.
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07-07-2007, 02:05 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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When I was 13 I blew up a garbage can full of water by tossing elemental sodium in an open sandwich bag into it from 30 feet away. Everyone always wondered how the giant divot on the soccer field got there.
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07-07-2007, 02:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbob
I put my windbreaker over a large transformer (skyfire), put it on my head and walked out. I swear the box came up to my waist at the time. To this day I can't believe no one stopped me or said anything.
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I had that Autobot, wasn't his name JetFire?
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07-07-2007, 03:02 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Fire
Smoking (yes I smoked wen I was 11!)
Me and my cuzin used to burn anything we could find, and smoke cigarrettes, well not inhale, I remeber seting the field behind his house on fire
I was terrified
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07-07-2007, 03:15 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I had sex with my music teacher.
just kidding, i was a pyro too, but there are too many of those already. I lit a fire at the little league park when my Dad was umpiring my older brother's game. They had to stop the game so all the dad's could come and put it out.
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