Cowboys - do i need sunglasses outside?

[urban1]

I havent seen the setup this year.

Planning on heading down soon.

Do I need sunglasses outside under the tents?

I plan on getting really drunk and dont want to lose a pair if Im not wearing them.

Is the entire patio covered?

[Deelow]

Get this

You'll be fine.

[RedHot25]

Oh my....

My advice would be to go without the sunglasses. Why bother? It will just get in the way of the beer drinking.

[The Goon]

You need the sunglasses so you can discreetly look down women's tops. Duh!

[Wookie]

Originally Posted by The Goon

You need the sunglasses so you can discreetly look down women's tops. Duh!

We're talking about Cowboys during stampede? You don't need to look down anything - it's sticking straight out almost fully exposed!!

Now the sunglasses may help make it less obvious that you're staring at what is bulging out at you

[GoinAllTheWay]

Ah yes, sunglasses, the best way to check out other women while you are with your own. They protect you from the sun AND the wrath your your wife/gf. All for under $30.

[Dion]

Originally Posted by The Goon

You need the sunglasses so you can discreetly look down women's tops. Duh!

When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Spied a little thing and I followed her all night
In a funky fine levis and her sweaters kind of tight
She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molases
But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

(solo)

Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay wont even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah