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Old 02-27-2025, 12:38 PM   #22121
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Thanked specifically for the A grade cutting board.
Oh yeah, I use it every day. It's impressively durable. I reapply oil/beeswax about once every month or two, and I don't use it for raw meat as to avoid too much soap. For a cutting board that's three, four--jeez, maybe five?!--years old, it looks practically brand new. A true testament to its quality!
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Old 02-27-2025, 12:54 PM   #22122
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Did that bimbo confuse a cantaloupe with a honeydew? I hope next time you see her you show her the difference, preferably by throwing them at her head.
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Old 02-27-2025, 01:14 PM   #22123
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Agreed. Missed opportunity to teach your niece to get her facts straight before she tries blowing someone up about their melon slicing.
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Old 02-27-2025, 01:16 PM   #22124
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Looks like a wintermelon
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Old 02-27-2025, 01:20 PM   #22125
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Did that bimbo confuse a cantaloupe with a honeydew? .
Are you stupid?
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Old 02-27-2025, 01:23 PM   #22126
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God I love the internet.

Sr Mints: haha this child said something amusing

Person 1 -ZOMG you got triggered by a child you stupid idiot

Person 2 -next time bean that dumb whore in the skull
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Old 02-27-2025, 01:26 PM   #22127
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It's nothing earth shattering, folks, just peel, seed, and slice.
I've got a genuine Japanese Katana...so the next time fruit needs slicing...gimme a call....

I also have a surferguy cutting board. As of yet the twain haven't met.
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Old 02-27-2025, 01:29 PM   #22128
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Are you stupid?
Do I have to green text everything?
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Old 02-27-2025, 02:42 PM   #22129
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It’s not orange so it’s not a cantaloupe, must be an unripe avocado
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Old 02-27-2025, 02:50 PM   #22130
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Is there anything more satisfying than when you're humming along at the speed limit and some idiot in a truck is right on your ass and you can slow down just a touch to time the light just right so you get through and they don't. Chef's kiss.
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Old 02-27-2025, 08:17 PM   #22131
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I'm at a different office this week for a project, its an older building. Who the heck designs putting bathrooms IN the lunch room?? And doesn't install fans either. So not only could it stink when you're trying to eat lunch, but if you have bathroom privacy issues, good luck, as anyone in the break room will hear everything happening in the bathroom due to no fans. C'mon, man...

Sweet! You can take a crap in the same location you’re microwaving your leftover mackerel and see which smells worst.
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Old 02-27-2025, 09:10 PM   #22132
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Even better; I'll have a bunch of people in there who can help me decide which stunk more. Fun bonding game at the new office!
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Old 02-27-2025, 11:13 PM   #22133
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Nope. Cut in half, then take the seeds out, then peel, then slice.

Nope.
No need to peel or slice... just grab a spoon and take random yummy chunks out then put semi-eaten back into the fridge, without plastic wrap or in a container. Then wait for someone to get upset and question your sanity.
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Old 02-28-2025, 07:48 AM   #22134
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Nope.
No need to peel or slice... just grab a spoon and take random yummy chunks out then put semi-eaten back into the fridge, without plastic wrap or in a container. Then wait for someone to get upset and question your sanity.
This guy has teenagers
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My teenage daughter opened up 3/4 bags of Ritz from the Costco box. At the same time.
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My teenage daughter opened up 3/4 bags of Ritz from the Costco box. At the same time.
Maybe she’d be smarter if you weren’t throwing melons at her head.
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All that dodging means she uses calories so she eats the crackers quickly.
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The frequency that my son breaks hockey sticks. 2 This week.

I think he's up to 8 or 9 for the season. thankfully about half have been warranty replacements but...
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Old 02-28-2025, 09:27 AM   #22139
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The frequency that my son breaks hockey sticks. 2 This week.

I think he's up to 8 or 9 for the season. thankfully about half have been warranty replacements but...
Sign the junior deal and they are free!
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Old 02-28-2025, 09:28 AM   #22140
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The frequency that my son breaks hockey sticks. 2 This week.

I think he's up to 8 or 9 for the season. thankfully about half have been warranty replacements but...
Maybe wood sticks are fine until he turns pro?
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