What happened to Wayne Gretzky?

[FLAMESRULE]

Never meet your heroes. It's a thing.

[Paulie Walnuts]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Is there any celebrity product that doesn’t suck?

Yes a few actually but it’s usually clothing.

Someone brought that nasty ass whiskey to a Christmas party. I ended up with a sore throat the next day. He was a big fan.

[Yamer]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Is there any celebrity product that doesn’t suck?

Fleshlights?

Or do they have those kind, too?

[Jason14h]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Is there any celebrity product that doesn’t suck?

George Forman Grill back in the day !

And everything Shaq pitches is elite !

[troutman]

Originally Posted by TorqueDog

Trump Steaks paired with a Gretzky Cabernet Sauvignon… a match made in hell.

Paired with ketchup.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Yamer

Fleshlights?

Or do they have those kind, too?

There was a celebrity behind that product? I don’t know if Ron Jeremy counts. Maybe though. Probably the most famous of the porn stars.

[ben voyonsdonc]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

Worse than his wine is that absolute swill he was passing off as whiskey. My BIL thinks it's great because it comes from Gretzky. Consequently I have a few bottles in my basement from "gifts" he's given me.

On the one hand, he seems to be extremely committed to QA testing on his product…on the other hand, he doesn’t seem to have much of a discriminating palate among alcoholic options.

[Yamer]

Originally Posted by Wormius

There was a celebrity behind that product? I don’t know if Ron Jeremy counts. Maybe though. Probably the most famous of the porn stars.

They're literally modeled after a female porn star's genitalia.

[WideReceiver]

Originally Posted by Yamer

They're literally modeled after a female porn star's genitalia.

Reminds me of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Yamer

They're literally modeled after a female porn star's genitalia.

So like a warm bucket of water?

[Yamer]

Originally Posted by WideReceiver

Reminds me of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.

On a very special episode...

Originally Posted by fotze2

So like a warm bucket of water?

With respect to the ladies you lie down with, what the hell kind of ladies do you lie down with?

[DoubleK]

Originally Posted by Red Ice Player

I see that fellow maga loser, formerly the greatest player ever, Bobby Orr, has written a column defending Gretzky from all the outrage about him not wearing Canadian colours. Of course he completely ignores the real reason for all the hate and disgust, like the willfully ignorant old embarrassment he's become. I won't provide the link, but it was in the Toronto Sun, big surprise.

Remind me, did Mario wear a Team Canada jersey in Montreal?

Did anyone actually notice which Team USA jersey was worn on that night?

If Gretzky had actually worn a Team Canada jersey y'all would be bitching about that.

[PuckSlap]

Typical white supremacist

[ResAlien]

The I have black friends defence in 2025? You gotta love it.

[Makarov]

Originally Posted by PuckSlap

Typical white supremacist

I'm not racist, I have black friends

"I'm not racist; I have black friends" (variant: "Some of my best friends are black"[1][2]) is a saying, most commonly used by white people, to claim that they are not racist towards black people. The phrase, which gained popularity in the mid-2010s, has since sparked many internet memes and debates over racial attitudes.[3][4] Its use in a discussion related to the election of Donald Trump as US president in 2016, on the US television show Black-ish,[5] led to widespread discussion in the media of the "old trope".[6]

A 2004 study in Basic and Applied Social Psychology listed the phrase as a "common [claim of] innocence by association".[7] A 2011 study published in the Journal of Black Studies suggested that African Americans were rarely impressed by whites claiming to have "Black friends", and that the claim was more likely to make African Americans think that the person making it was in fact more, not less, prejudiced.[8] The phrase is cited as an instance of "resistance to antiracist thinking",[9] and some suggestions for dismantling the logic of the phrase include "it is like saying there is no such thing as sexism because we all have a close friend or family member who is a woman".[10]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_..._black_friends

[PuckSlap]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

The I have black friends defence in 2025? You gotta love it.

Right… that one again.

[Red Ice Player]

Originally Posted by DoubleK

Remind me, did Mario wear a Team Canada jersey in Montreal?

Did anyone actually notice which Team USA jersey was worn on that night?

If Gretzky had actually worn a Team Canada jersey y'all would be bitching about that.

Y'all?
What the f--- are you talking about. Nobody gives a crap about him not wearing a jersey. That's just Orr's pathetic deflection. Gretzky is a maga s---heal. That's the source of the vitriol.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by PuckSlap

Typical white supremacist

Paging This Post is Terrible

[PuckSlap]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Paging This Post is Terrible

This page is full of a bunch of Reddit users that got turned down for being Reddit mods, so they bring all their salty comments here.

[Makarov]

Originally Posted by PuckSlap

This page is full of a bunch of Reddit users that got turned down for being Reddit mods, so they bring all their salty comments here.