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Old 07-04-2007, 04:07 PM   #1
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Toilets on the street. Outdoor urinals to be exact.

Edmonton to put open-air urinals near Whyte Ave.

Edmonton plans to put freestanding public urinals near Whyte Avenue at night to give drunken revellers a place to relieve themselves along the popular nightclub stretch.

The temporary urinals will be put out at night and taken off the streets by morning.



I think this is a good idea. Calgary has plans to do the same I have read.

Sorry ladies.
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:10 PM   #2
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Girls bring a funnel.
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No need to apologize to the ladies, we're not the ones pissing in the street.
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The big question Whyte Ave. patrons want to know is if they can be set on fire.
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No need to apologize to the ladies, we're not the ones pissing in the street.
Go down 8th street and 7th Ave at 2 AM and tell me that again . . .
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I wonder if the city of Edmonton considered this design.



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Go down 8th street and 7th Ave at 2 AM and tell me that again . . .
Sure. Been there, done that. If women peeing was sucha big concern, they wouldn't be urinals, no? Why would the city waste it's money on something that won't even solve the problem? I've NEVER seen a female pee on the street/alley/sidewalk in the 8 years I've lived in this city. I have however seen men peeing right on TD Square a number of times... in the middle of the day. When the public washrooms are still open.
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LOL! Nice post Dion!

That would be EXTREMELY nerve-racking.

And the other thing is, why would you design a public toilet like this? I think it's a great idea, but would be fairly expensive, no?
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Girls bring a funnel.

There's a new thing called the "she wee" I heard about on the radio... not sure if I'm willing to go there just get but I guess props fopr thinking outside the entrepreneurial box.

From the site:

the compact Shewee will soon be as much of a handbag essential as your lipstick!

When positioned securely under the crotch, and with underwear pushed to the side, Shewee directs urine away from the body to a suitable place, such as a toilet, a container or a conveniently located tree!

NB: Practise with Shewee in your shower to find the best position for you. (On leaving the body, urine is sterile). You will soon feel confident to stand up and take control!


lawl. a container??? Not even a real penis gives you that right!
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LOL! Nice post Dion!

That would be EXTREMELY nerve-racking.

And the other thing is, why would you design a public toilet like this? I think it's a great idea, but would be fairly expensive, no?
That was an art installation, if I recall correctly.
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I've seen far to many guys piss wherever the hell they want too (DIRTY PIGS), and never seen a girl... but what makes them thing that these dirt bags will use them?? they won't use the public washrooms that are right infront of them but will use these??
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There's a new thing called the "she wee" I heard about on the radio... not sure if I'm willing to go there just get but I guess props fopr thinking outside the entrepreneurial box.

From the site:

the compact Shewee will soon be as much of a handbag essential as your lipstick!

When positioned securely under the crotch, and with underwear pushed to the side, Shewee directs urine away from the body to a suitable place, such as a toilet, a container or a conveniently located tree!

NB: Practise with Shewee in your shower to find the best position for you. (On leaving the body, urine is sterile). You will soon feel confident to stand up and take control!


lawl. a container??? Not even a real penis gives you that right!
Except that girls still can't 'shake it' and expect decent results.
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Except that girls still can't 'shake it' and expect decent results.

actually their site claims just that. Step three in the shewee process:

"3. Once relieved, pull funnel away and use to wipe any final drips. Shake
funnel. Replace in resealable bag. "
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actually their site claims just that. Step three in the shewee process:

"3. Once relieved, pull funnel away and use to wipe any final drips. Shake
funnel. Replace in resealable bag. "
Ew. So let me get this straight... I've peed in the thing, I've used it to wipe myself (it's probably already wet since I've just peed in it) and then they want me to shake it off and put it back in a bag in my purse? Um, no. There are other concerns I have with this device but they probably aren't appropriate to discuss on the site here, so I'll just leave it at "not this chicka, not until they get it right. I'd like disposable, not resealable."
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Ew. So let me get this straight... I've peed in the thing, I've used it to wipe myself (it's probably already wet since I've just peed in it) and then they want me to shake it off and put it back in a bag in my purse? Um, no. There are other concerns I have with this device but they probably aren't appropriate to discuss on the site here, so I'll just leave it at "not this chicka, not until they get it right. I'd like disposable, not resealable."

Oh dude you're just gonna love this then:

"The Shewee is made of plastic and can be reused as many times as you desire; with or without washing it in between uses. "

http://www.shewee.com
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Edmonton Finally Gets Toilets:

...probably not a bad place to put that "hockey team" of theirs.
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:31 PM   #17
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http://www.stadiumpal.com/

http://www.biorelief.com/store/stadiumgal.html

Problem solved!
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...probably not a bad place to put that "hockey team" of theirs.
You mean it wasn't a toilet before?
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i couldn't pee in that thing, i'll just go around the corner...
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