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Old 02-04-2025, 09:11 AM   #5081
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Jesus died on the cross in his fight to end DEI. If you look closely on his crown of thorns, there’s a small inscription that reads “Make Bethlehem Great Again”
Crucifixion? Lucky bastard.
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Old 02-04-2025, 09:31 AM   #5083
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It is well known Jesus said blessed are the cheese makers.
but that is not meant to be taken literally it actually means blessed are the manufacturers of all American dairy products.
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Did you hear Jesus opened a new cheese store?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Old 02-04-2025, 09:43 AM   #5085
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If you read Luke 18:16 in the original Greek it means: 'But Jesus called them to him, saying, "Let the children come to me, and do not hinder them, for I'm going to deport those little f***ers."'
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They cannot deport US citizens. That won't stand.
You can't blame a convicted felon for trying to break the law.
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Old 02-04-2025, 10:25 AM   #5087
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It is well known Jesus said blessed are the cheese makers.
but that is not meant to be taken literally it actually means blessed are the manufacturers of all American dairy products.
Jesus Christ. Big supporter of the dairy cartel and supply management.
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Did you hear Jesus opened a new cheese store?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Jesus Christ. Big supporter of the dairy cartel and supply management.
Pretty sure Jesus Christ could turn water into chocolate milk.
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Old 02-04-2025, 10:39 AM   #5090
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Did you hear Jesus opened a new cheese store?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
Reminds me of the south park episode where God and St. Peter are trying to come up with a name for his only son, St. Peter says, "God, would you like some wine and cheeses?"
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Old 02-04-2025, 11:17 AM   #5091
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https://www.live5news.com/2025/02/04...ck-police-say/

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100K eggs stolen from back of distribution truck, police say
Pure liquid gold. Maybe we need an egg czar soon as I am sure Canada will somehow get blamed.

Trump's America seems a little more expensive than Biden's.
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Pure liquid gold. Maybe we need an egg czar soon as I am sure Canada will somehow get blamed.

Trump's America seems a little more expensive than Biden's.
So....this is how Liberty dies...not with a run on toilet paper but with a grocery store surcharge on eggs...
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Old 02-04-2025, 12:45 PM   #5093
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So....this is how Liberty dies...not with a run on toilet paper but with a grocery store surcharge on eggs...
Does it end with everybody having a coop in their back yard?
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Does it end with everybody having a coop in their back yard?
a coop in the back yard and a coup in the white house, seems balanced
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Americans stock piling on eggs from Costco

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Somebody better be printing up some "Trump Did This" stickers.
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Old 02-04-2025, 01:43 PM   #5098
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Does it end with everybody having a coop in their back yard?
Then..."this is how society dies...rampant incurable Bird Flu..."
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Every time Trump comes along, pestilence strikes.
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Every time Trump comes along, pestilence strikes.
Well maybe he's just that Horseman of the Apocalypse?

I pity the horse that has to carry him though.
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