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Old 01-30-2025, 01:03 PM   #21461
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I dunno why almost every topic / post here has to turn in to a full page of people making and then trying to carry on some dumb joke.
Now you did it.
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Old 01-30-2025, 01:10 PM   #21462
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I dunno why almost every topic / post here has to turn in to a full page of people making and then trying to carry on some dumb joke.
Why you heff to be mad? It only forum.
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I dunno why almost every topic / post here has to turn in to a full page of people making and then trying to carry on some dumb joke.
Its a Happy New Year, but the same old jokes.
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Old 01-30-2025, 01:15 PM   #21464
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I dunno why almost every topic / post here has to turn in to a full page of people making and then trying to carry on some dumb joke.
Yeah man, fun is the worst. Laughter sucks too.
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Old 01-30-2025, 01:21 PM   #21465
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I wish you guys would just post facts and leave it at that. The optimal forum is an online encyclopedia without edits or chit chat.
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Old 01-30-2025, 01:27 PM   #21466
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Yeah man, fun is the worst. Laughter sucks too.
Haha oh right because we have such brilliant comedians here:

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But it was couchsensual.
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Chesterfield up the love seat.
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You can neutralize the sugar by adding a bit of pickle juice.
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Do I add the juice to the coffee or should the pickle juice go directly from the pickle into my mouth?
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Not even to pump your pickle?
Great stuff guys. Such fun.
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Old 01-30-2025, 01:32 PM   #21467
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Gee grouchy. I apologize for using up your daily photon allotment on my written detritus.
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Old 01-30-2025, 01:53 PM   #21468
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Come on, “couchsensual” was a perfect play on words. That should have gotten more “thanks”.
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Old 01-30-2025, 02:01 PM   #21469
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Come on, “couchsensual” was a perfect play on words. That should have gotten more “thanks”.
It had promise, I suppose, but it doesn't roll off the tongue with enough ease to meet my standard for giving a thanks.
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Come on, “couchsensual” was a perfect play on words. That should have gotten more “thanks”.
And here I was thinking you were talking about the Katz casting couch.
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And here I was thinking you were talking about the Katz casting couch.
Katzting couch was right there
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It had promise, I suppose, but it doesn't roll off the tongue with enough ease to meet my standard for giving a thanks.

Have you applied for the unconventional panel yet?
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Old 01-30-2025, 02:13 PM   #21473
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Come on, “couchsensual” was a perfect play on words. That should have gotten more “thanks”.
I think "chesterfield" had the most potential of those but it was clumsily executed.
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Old 01-30-2025, 02:21 PM   #21474
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Absolutely no one used the obvious "love seat"

We can't even play with softballs in here.

#### chair. also a good one. hmmm. duck with a c is censored.

lets try one

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A nagging couch is no joke.
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Old 01-30-2025, 02:38 PM   #21476
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It kinda is on you.

Everyone knows to check your order, especially at the drive in.
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Old 01-30-2025, 03:40 PM   #21478
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I dunno why almost every topic / post here has to turn in to a full page of people making and then trying to carry on some dumb joke.
Most of us are dads.
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Old 01-30-2025, 03:42 PM   #21479
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Have you applied for the unconventional panel yet?
Dude, I have like four unconventional opinions. I'd exhaust my cache of quirks in, like, half an hour and then be a boring NPC from then on. I'm not your man for this.
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