You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[GGG]

Originally Posted by SportsJunky

I have a couple of gear grinders about the gym

1. Why, when you have an entire bank of lockers to choose from, do you need to take the locker right next to mine? It's not busy. Maybe move down a few spots.
2. What is with the dudes that use the lotion after their shower, rub it all over their junk, go back to the pump, rub it up and down their ass crack, go back to the pump, rub it all over their face, go back to the pump...Like, who in their right mind is touching that pump dispenser? JFC it's revolting to watch.

I have more but thought I'd lead off with the two that are bugging me today.

Number 1 I could put in the things I do to be an ####### thread.

[Brendone]

Originally Posted by SportsJunky

I have a couple of gear grinders about the gym

1. Why, when you have an entire bank of lockers to choose from, do you need to take the locker right next to mine? It's not busy. Maybe move down a few spots.
2. What is with the dudes that use the lotion after their shower, rub it all over their junk, go back to the pump, rub it up and down their ass crack, go back to the pump, rub it all over their face, go back to the pump...Like, who in their right mind is touching that pump dispenser? JFC it's revolting to watch.

I have more but thought I'd lead off with the two that are bugging me today.

Sounds like you have an admirer.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Brendone

Sounds like you have an admirer.

Or is the admirer. That’s a pretty detailed account of a stranger’s lotion routine.

[WideReceiver]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

but it grinds my gears, if I can't complain about ground gears in this thread where can I

It grinds my gears when a sentence with a question doesn’t end with a question mark.

[Brendone]

Originally Posted by WideReceiver

It grinds my gears when a sentence with a question doesn’t end with a question mark.

How much does it grind your gears.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by SportsJunky

I have a couple of gear grinders about the gym

1. Why, when you have an entire bank of lockers to choose from, do you need to take the locker right next to mine? It's not busy. Maybe move down a few spots.
2. What is with the dudes that use the lotion after their shower, rub it all over their junk, go back to the pump, rub it up and down their ass crack, go back to the pump, rub it all over their face, go back to the pump...Like, who in their right mind is touching that pump dispenser? JFC it's revolting to watch.

I have more but thought I'd lead off with the two that are bugging me today.

The guy probably didn’t even wash his legs but still jergens’d his balloon knot.

[Scroopy Noopers]

Originally Posted by SportsJunky

I have a couple of gear grinders about the gym

1. Why, when you have an entire bank of lockers to choose from, do you need to take the locker right next to mine? It's not busy. Maybe move down a few spots.
2. What is with the dudes that use the lotion after their shower, rub it all over their junk, go back to the pump, rub it up and down their ass crack, go back to the pump, rub it all over their face, go back to the pump...Like, who in their right mind is touching that pump dispenser? JFC it's revolting to watch.

I have more but thought I'd lead off with the two that are bugging me today.

To watch? Dude… that’s like… a social understanding in public showers.

[Slava]

Originally Posted by SportsJunky

I have a couple of gear grinders about the gym

1. Why, when you have an entire bank of lockers to choose from, do you need to take the locker right next to mine? It's not busy. Maybe move down a few spots.
2. What is with the dudes that use the lotion after their shower, rub it all over their junk, go back to the pump, rub it up and down their ass crack, go back to the pump, rub it all over their face, go back to the pump...Like, who in their right mind is touching that pump dispenser? JFC it's revolting to watch.

I have more but thought I'd lead off with the two that are bugging me today.

Guy might want to rethink that order also?

[fotze2]

Grinds my gears the scouting forums of these massive writeups of generic garbage and idiots here eat it up. I’ve sent snips of the crap to the actual players parents and we laugh about it. Clearly have not watched the player.

It’s hilarious, “sees the game well”. Total bullcrap. Probably 30 generic statements where you can customize them per player. See he’s small, puck these statements. Higher end, pick these.

When you know the player and you read it, its embarrassing.

Like any kid in AA or above gets these emails from
“Scouts” saying they will evaluate your kid for a fee and it’s a running joke in the world, then these guys are doing these write ups.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Slava

Guy might want to rethink that order also?

Not the order I’d go in but also nothing weird about it after a shower.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Grinds my gears the scouting forums of these massive writeups of generic garbage and idiots here eat it up. I’ve sent snips of the crap to the actual players parents and we laugh about it. Clearly have not watched the player.

It’s hilarious, “sees the game well”. Total bullcrap. Probably 30 generic statements where you can customize them per player. See he’s small, puck these statements. Higher end, pick these.

When you know the player and you read it, its embarrassing.

Like any kid in AA or above gets these emails from
“Scouts” saying they will evaluate your kid for a fee and it’s a running joke in the world, then these guys are doing these write ups.

Yep.

I've done these for Soccer and the thing is, I'm not a Scout, I was a coach. I was actually watching the players because I was potentially selecting for a team.

Scouting reports were useless. Its just word salad. I remember watching Moneyball and the scene where they're sitting at a table talking about players had me laughing my ass off!

"Hes big! Has the toolbox! Ugly girlfriend means no confidence! Etc."

Its accurate as to how some scouts speak and think, but its complete garbage.

[SportsJunky]

Ha, I probably put too much detail in that GG. I take no issue with people applying lotion after they shower. That wasn't the gear grinder. I just have a hygiene hang up, I guess.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by SportsJunky

I have a couple of gear grinders about the gym

1. Why, when you have an entire bank of lockers to choose from, do you need to take the locker right next to mine? It's not busy. Maybe move down a few spots.
2. What is with the dudes that use the lotion after their shower, rub it all over their junk, go back to the pump, rub it up and down their ass crack, go back to the pump, rub it all over their face, go back to the pump...Like, who in their right mind is touching that pump dispenser? JFC it's revolting to watch.

I have more but thought I'd lead off with the two that are bugging me today.

People who willingly use public showers confuse me. After I go to the gym I'll deal with being sweaty for a few more minutes so I can go home and have a proper shower in peace, no lotion dudes or old man ballsacks to worry about

[Inglewood Jack]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Not the order I’d go in but also nothing weird about it after a shower.

Heavy assumptions about cleanliness of that ass crack, especially after the shower debates that happened on here

[undercoverbrother]

Who the #### moisturizes their ass crack?

[Weitz]

Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

People who willingly use public showers confuse me. After I go to the gym I'll deal with being sweaty for a few more minutes so I can go home and have a proper shower in peace, no lotion dudes or old man ballsacks to worry about

Not everyone goes home after the gym?

[Locke]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Who the #### moisturizes their ass crack?

What is with people and the signature bait these last couple of days? First its Bingo, now you?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Weitz

Not everyone goes home after the gym?

I assumed the word "willingly" meant they didn't have to use the shower at the gym.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Who the #### moisturizes their ass crack?

Just lol at not moisturizing your ass crack in 2025.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Inglewood Jack

Heavy assumptions about cleanliness of that ass crack, especially after the shower debates that happened on here

Yeah, that’s a really fair point.