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Old 12-18-2024, 07:27 PM   #5021
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I feel like the before and after needs of these memes.

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The bonus points to effort ratio of this toast seems very good.

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Could not find a clip so posted the whole show.

For Asian CPers and those who love old Hong Kong Films.

The intro from 0:45 to 7:00 is the best HK movie theme medley you'll ever hear. It will bring back memories, you might ever tear up. In the 80s and the 90s HK movies were so good, they could do anything.

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I know its childish but the guy on the toilet was the best...
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I know its childish but the guy on the toilet was the best...
I'm partial to the old timer ready to square up with some invisible cocksucking bastard
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I'm partial to the old timer ready to square up with some invisible cocksucking bastard
That was good too! But now I am inclined to see if I can set up an air-horn on my intern's chair.

Also...I shall be checking my office chair diligently before sitting down.

The world is now a scary place and one can only hope that someone affixes an air-horn to Trump's Oval Office chair, a heart attack ensues and we can move along with our regularly scheduled lives.
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That was good too! But now I am inclined to see if I can set up an air-horn on my intern's chair.

Also...I shall be checking my office chair diligently before sitting down.

The world is now a scary place and one can only hope that someone affixes an air-horn to Trump's Oval Office chair, a heart attack ensues and we can move along with our regularly scheduled lives.



dear president biden,
i thought of a funny joke you could play on trump....
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dear president biden,
i thought of a funny joke you could play on trump....
I vaguely recall this, it was a long time ago, but I think President Bush removed certain keys from every keyboard in the White House before Obama moved in.

I cant be sure, I heard it ages ago and I'm not sure its true, but...I'd definitely do something.
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This was posted last year by someone, but still makes me laugh.

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i'm assuming this is fake, but man it made me chuckle....



FB_IMG_1735185521919 by bc-chris, on Flickr
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